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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started up her class by saying "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!!"
- A young mother paying a visit to a doctor made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son Little Johnny, who was ransacking an adjoining room.
But finally, an extra loud clatter of bottles did prompt her to say, "I hope, doctor, you don't mind Johnny being in there."
"No," said the doctor calmly, "He'll be quiet when he gets to the poisons."
- Little Johnny went into the confesson booth with a turkey in his arms. Johnny said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and assuage my guilt?"
"Certainly not," said the priest.
"As penance, you must return it to the one from whom you stole it."
"I tried," Little Johnny sobbed, "but he refused. Oh, Father, what should I do?"
"If what you say is true, then it is all right for you to keep it for your family."
Little Johnny's tears stopped, a smile returned to his face, and he rushed home to his family.
When confession was over, the priest returned to his residence. When he walked into the kitchen, he found his Thanksgiving turkey was missing!
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