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| Mandy- its ur fault... i mean thanks to u i got this kooleroonie profiley Joel- um....... hey..... and stuff......................... BOO Adam-------- bloooop!! poke. hehehe o ya by the way, MY MONGOOSE ARMY IS GUNNA KILL ALL THE LIVING KIWI IN THE WORLD!!! Jamal- one small step for joel, one giant leap for jamals kind Harry-............ fukin wigger. lol PEACE OUT STONER MAN Andy- u dont even have aim so ull never read this mwua hahaha. 5 buks if ya touch her thigh lol Maurice- u cant make 10 minutes in a study hall wit me n matt w/o laughing and................................................................... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! I AM LORD SPISHAK AND I COME FROM THE LAND OF GIANT MONGOOSES!! ok heres how the story goes down: the giant chinchilla had recently broken out of the "Giant chinchilla and microscopic monkey factory." (The ppl were busy looking for the microscopic monkeys and didnt notice till he droke out of the roof and ran away) He was stomping and pounding everything in his way! he thought that he owned the town. But sudenly, a giant kiwi bird had broken away from new zealand! it was trianed to kill and was fed radioactive waste to make it grow! riding on the top of it was adam grasso. he was the meanest cycoist kiwi warrior trainer ever. and he was the only one. so he commanded his giant kiwi to attack! the kiwi ran at the chinchilla and the chinchilla tried running. the kiwis powerfull neck sunk into the chinchillas...... BUTT!!!! so the chinchilla screamed and was bleading frum his buttux so bad he started seeing polkadots. at least he died happy. his favorite color was polkadotted. he collapsed and crushed all the microscopic monkeys. then as the kiwi made his war cry, a super speedy giant mongoose super warrior from Sandwiche's Mongoose Skool of Being Really Big and Fast rammed into the kiwis gut. the kiwi fell down so hard that he caused and earthquake that was off the richktor scale! it caused the ground to split all over. all the way to sesamie street it split the ground. it made the weels on the buss, NOT go round anymore, and the little babies waa waa waa'd even louder. it skidded all over. in the middle of the sesamie st. goodbye song, the buss ran over bert. earney screamed so loud that his unibrow fell off. the kiwi got up and looked at the mongoose. adam looked and saw Dermott, or also nown as Snadwich. all giant animal trainers new he was the most dangerouse of all. adam and sandwich were the only giant animal trainers. sandwich was riding old faithfull wich was the most dangerouse of all. old faithfull was the only giant mongoose the two animals began fighting and fighting for over 4 hours. but eventually, the mongoose went for a bite, and the kiwi couldnt blok it he killed him. sandwich went over and laughed at adam and then farted so badly that everybody died. and the mongoose and sandwich lived hapily ever after. THE END derminator6105: :-( MovieStarr077: what is it? derminator6105: nuthin MovieStarr077: tell me derminator6105: i sharted MovieStarr077: eww MovieStarr077: thats y ur sad? derminator6105: no MovieStarr077: then tell me y derminator6105: im hungry MovieStarr077: thats y ur sad? derminator6105: no MovieStarr077: THEN TELL ME! MovieStarr077: !!! derminator6105: tell u wat MovieStarr077: omg MovieStarr077: y ur sad! derminator6105: im not sad by the way the story of the mongooses and the kiwis was tweaked a lil bit. So i say thank you for the scars, and the guilt, and the pain. Every tear i never cried has sealed your fucking fate. What did you take me for, a fool? Or were you just too blind to see that every effort made has failed, and there is no destroying me |
