Vapors Bio

FREZZE!!! and state your name: *gives panto the finger* i wont freeze ever again! and the name is vapor

Birthday: 05.13.83

Eyes: yes i have two, their bluish grey

Hair: im a blonde and damn proud

What are you wearing? a smirk

Is there a way for the online freaks to call you? yes, they can stick a lighter to their forehead and look for vaporware107 on aim for more info

Yo, where ya from? yo, chicago wanna mess with this thug?

Do you have any nicknames? vap, vapor, lighterhead, ask panto for more fun ones she makes them up real nyce

Fav Bands: orgy, kmfdm, mdfmk, lucia, sister machine gun, frontline assembly, hanzel und gretyl, gravity kills, ministry, filter, stabbing westward, crazytown, cher, cyndi lauper, dope, garbage, bush, plexi, the list goes on i cant have just one fav

Fav Tv Shows: queer as folk WOOT, no im not gay but its a wicked show

Fav movies: tank girl, a nightmare on elmstreet, halloween, serial mom

Fav porno movie, ahh I mean Fav Food: *kicks manto* ur the wenus whacker, and as far as food goes i like a nice big bloody rare steak

Fav Actors: matthew lillard, christopher walkin, jack nicholsen

Fav Quotes: "theres nothing to be ascared of. just think of it like the first time u got laid. u just hafta say daddy, are u sure this is right?"- tank girl

Fav Sites: D1MUSIC.COM BABY!!!

Things you love: my doggy (hes my baby), my bf, my d1 partners in crime, getting money, getting laid, my car, making people laugh, sticking lighters to my forehead, and panto cuz she rocks da house!

Things you hate: stupid people that waste my time

Didn't I see you on "Americas Most Wanted", Vap? Werent you and Neon corkin this guy ass on the street? yes i do believe that guy was u manto

OMG! NOW! I notice you! you and Neon cork my ass on the steet: damn straight we did, u gots one atomic ass there pal

When will your bra and thongy will be sell on Ebay? I got alot of emails for that. lmao when mother decides to give them back...

Why cant I grab the bling? cuz neon said so

If you and neon were on a island w/ me, I think I will my ass cork everyday and tie up a plam tree. yeah that pretty much would be my thought as well panto, dont forget we would point and laugh all day

Any more facts , you wanna add to the info? yes i luv getting tattoos, kat is the one to blame for my corruption and i have a tongue ring WOOT

Will you let me eat sand when we get to go to the beach? knock urself out kiddo, but ur gonna learn how to surf with me

Which is a good window to watch you eat? *flicks off panto again* thats MY gig dear, only i have to spy on kat when she eats, somethin about the way she slurps up spaghetti and belches...

Describe FUN loving people you know in a funny way, like umm the Golden Girls *looks at Neon* golden girls meaning old like kat and steph? i dunno people that just kick back, tell shit like it is, and have good senses of humor rock!

Moo: u moo too much *kicks panto*

Do u likie the eggie?what eggie? u? *kicks the egg*.of course i do u dumbass!

What do you think of Lee hooker industry, that she gonna start? u know kal is gonna be the first one on there hooker farm. lmfao,yeah well a lot of shit, er, fertilizer went into making kalika and lee is gonna be good at bein a homo pimp.

*jumps on vap and eats her hair* NOOOOOOO

Vap did you know got new leather pants made by Gucci Neon? ooOOOooo i bet neon made them from the rare and insane manto cow...

Fav Flowers: fav. flower? um i dunno i guess roses (yes im girly about that)

Wat was that noise??? Hmmm.. that noise was u whackin the wenus yet again

NEW INTERVIEW!

1. whats is your guilty pleasure? jesse mcarthy, i love him on summerland

2.If you were at the wah wah store, what would you buy?a wah wah mountin dew

3.Have any of the fast food resturtant have given you lice? (bloody hell carls jr!) um, no i dont think so, why do you work at one? if so remind me not to go there (the one near you vap!)

4.Would you scratch your butt in the wah wah store? if it itched

5.Tranlate this sister, youa caca onla mya lala popa you poop only my sister lee poops

6. Do you like them bug? no

7. If you were lock in the wah wah store, who would you to like to be trap with? hmmm mother and my gf.

8. VAP! LOOK OVER THERE! *piss in your tub* : *bitchslaps you with a chicken wing and turns ya pancake into a waffle* (WAFFLE! THEY SUCK SURPY)

9. Have you lay any golden eggies yet? no but if i do ill be laughin all the way to the bank with blood gushing out my ass (bloody booty)

10. A cow goes moo moo, duck goes quack quack, and a panda goes... sexual harassment panda!

11. Name a title for a porn movie that they star in....
A. Neon : Blings of thunder B. Jen : when housewives turn naughty
C. Mother : heavenly incest
D. Lee : lesbo gone wild
E. Eva : urine luck
F. MP : camera lovin
G. Lock : alien bondage
H. E : sluts in training, final exam

12. Share a funny story with us: um, i dunno theres a lot. i once pissed myself on purpose because i was laughing and said "omg im going to pee my pants" and this one person said "no your not" so i did just to prove when i say im going to do something im going to do it

13. What is your Signature move on E? i have so many.

14. Do you want a macfurry? what the shit is that? ( it that thing from macdonleds)

15. Do you like pancakes? no (ahh u not likie me pancakes damn u waffle)

16. Went was the last time you made leomonmade? five min ago

17. What do you do when you are bored? play the drums

18. It the last day on earth becuase someone had really bad gas, who would u spend it with? my woman raisa because i love her.

19. Have you rode a donkey before? no but i got bit by one tho (worry that one day my teeth was inchy)

20. What are u gonna go at maimi? the beach

21. Fill In the Blanks:
Ridin', high , I'm that deviant child
Hot '97, gansta-style
Got my mind racin', thinking deep
'Bout them blings, oh yes, you look fuckin
Incredible, like edible, the gay
Bar-type, hard ass beatin' in my car
Yes, blessed with that mindless passion
Fingertips on my hips, nuclear reactin'
Goosebumps, pumps in the pussy
Love like this is rare, so I don't even think
Say ooh, I need to make you scream
You just so hot and wet
Come and get it, make it rough


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