Wat ya homo, I mean homies call ya? Homo
How many eyes do you have and wat color are they? A pair of eyes, and they're naturally brown, but green most of the time
Hair:Brown
Bird-Day: Jan 14
Got any nicknames: Lee, Lesbian
Fav Bands: The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, David Bowie, The Who, Black Sabbath, SOAD, Tool, Type O Negative, Soundgarden, Smashing Pumpkins, Zwan, Elton John, Foo Fighters
Fav Tv Show: Queer as Folk , Sex in the City, The Wire, Jeporady
Fav movies: The Crow, A Clockwork Orange, All Kevin Smith Movies up to Jay and Silent Bob , Amelie, Nosferatu, Basquiat
Fav Food:Ice Cream
Fav Quotes: "Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fucking have any" - Jim Young, Boiler Room
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." - Christain, Moulin Rouge
Fav Porno Actors, ahh I mean Movie and Porno Actors LMAO:Porn :Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy Real Actors: Kim Cattrall, Robert DeNiro, and Robert Redford
Things that you love: My Daughter
Things that you hate: My Life
MOooOoOoo: The cows came home
Can I have some boobie Bam? Sure, I'll let you know when I have my yardsale
You know I eat your friends, But they seem to stick in the back of my teeth cuz u know they are made out of wax: I wonder if the questioner is the real homo
You look like something who was in "Americas Most Wanted" *see lee give evil look and starts runin to the phone*: "Here's Johnny"
Fav Flowers: Rhodondendrons
Im a little smelly Cow, MOooOO: Go moo somewhere else
*kicks elf boy* AH! Na Na Na *see lee out a fork*: I love my elf boy
Man, I think have diarrhea right now. Any thoughts on that Bam? There is something called a bathroom.
Why are u so Mean? I was just born that way
Your Hooker Industry! U must tell me more about it!Who will be the first hooker to be on this wonderful Farm of hookers, Lee u big homo Pimp: Well I am in the works of making a deal with this other pimp, soon I will own all pimps and it will be my very own monopoly.
Lee! Is that a wiskey bottle I see u pullin out of ya pants? I don't drink as much as you guys think
Who do u like pickin on?? You Manto, and Kat
Did you Neon got some naked photos of u naked when drunk and Neon Co-parter is Vap and Kat and Dig. They are gonna make a Big industry out of it! Ewww you don't want to see that
Ahoy Bam, What is your fav Jackass moment? Between the Robbery and The Butt X-ray
*piss a snow cone for Lee*
What color are you in the box of sex wonders....Oppies I mean The coloring box? Grey
Did you know Neon is gonna come out w/ a fasion line call "Gucci Neon" and she just kills me when I Mooo and make clothing for people and feed after my meat to the dogs? Oooo Gucci
NO SMOKEIN LEE! NOW! *takes lee fags away*: Damn You!
How was to get hit on my some girls at a bar?*runs away as Lee throw stuff at me*: Thats not kosher
Why Cant we see your baby pics bam! me and Neon know u were a cute baby! Well ummm NO!
Wanna See my eggs? I will use them to throw at people on Halloween
Any more facts , you would like to add? I want to die being hated.
*me kicks bam booty* Bam your a good person and i think u got a wonderful life! *paper cut bam toes*
NEW INTERVIEW!!!!
1. If you were da club with a bottle of bub? what would that bub be? Cristal
2. Would you like to have a wah wah hotdog? Um no
3.So i hear you have a new lover beside elf boy? why did you ditch elf boy? He got too queer
4. Name a title for a porn movie that they star in....
A. Neon : Charlie's Angel : Deep Throbbling
B. Jen : Texas Chainsaw Orgy
C. Mother : Queen of The Damned Dominatrix
D. Vap : Cold Mountain Woman
E. Eva : All my baby's daddies
F. MP : Quigley's done it Down Under
G. Lock : The Sexth Sense br>H. E : Hide and Peep
5. Your on a farm which farm animal are you??? Horse
6. Do you crack it like it hot lee? LOL
7. You and I both went together to see that sponge bob porn movie. which part did you enjoy? None of it
8. tell me more about your watery yellow hoey lover spongbob? I don't know him lik eyou do
9. How did you guys meet? YOu introduced us
10. Where is your terrorist stalker? you hunka burning omsma. Ewww
11. Fill In the Blanks:
Baby, Baby, I'm your sweet Bob
I'm just your personal Sponge
Squeeze me up and let me go
Don't you know I'm a one sponge show?
Raise your skirts and I'll perform
I'll crack a fart' the crack a dawn
If you wanna see me do my dance, baby pull my pants
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