A Story by Rachel Gosling and April Paczynski

NOTE= Pretty much everything in this story is based on actual events that occured during our ICT lesson. I have no idea why we decided to change our names... Oh, and I wasn't actually forced to eat hair gel, I was really hungry and April happened to have some with her.
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Once upon a time, there were two girls called Rachael and Appril. They were stoopid, and they lived in a house on 123 Fake Street. Oh such fun they had in that house. One day, the magical fairy donkey came to them and said, ‘I’m gonna kidnap you now”

“Oh no!” cried Appril and Rachael, and they were taken away.

Far far away, in her underground sewer system, Berky the bald eagle heard their shouts and flew away.

“STOP MAKING STRANGE NOISES!!!” She yelled as she left.

Meanwhile, back in the super sonic clouds, Rachael was forced to eat hair gel. It wasn’t very nice. Appril had some water but because she was stoopid, she wouldn’t give any to Rachael.

“AGH!!!!” Rachael screamed as her eyeball cracked. The gel was evidently taking affect.

Rachael performed ninja moves on Appril. A minute passed and Appril chopped Rachael’s breast in half.

“You will die in seven days….” Appril whispered to the magical fairy donkey.

“Shut up, you need to finish your video shop report.” The donkey replied.

Appril and Rachael spat plastic things at each other. Strange men came and asked for their addresses. They spoke in deep ugly voices.

“GIVE ME A PEN!!!” Appril screamed at Tom who appeared out of nowhere. Appril wiped hair gel on his ass and frightened him. He left as soon as he had finished comparing the back of Rachael’s head to an ass.

And then… something significant happened!!!!!!!

In the ned--

“Who’s Ned?” Appril asked.

“Shut up.”

In the ned, the magical fairy donkey grew so annoyed with Appril and Rachael that he sent them home.