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So it has come to this…
Harry Snotter and the Hissy Fits

By Rachel Gosling

My parents worried about me when I wrote this one. Apparently locking yourself in your room for days watching scenes from your brother’s Harry Potter tape isn’t normal these days… (it really is my brother’s, I swear! There’s no way I’d surrender what little money I have to JK Rowling! OK, yes, I admit I spent about £500 on sherbet lemons but if you tasted their sherbety goodness, you would understand… but now… thanks to my stupid nobility, I have given up cold turkey… *sniff!*)

Anyways, I feel kinda sick so I’m going now. Read the story and laugh at the idiocy that is my creativity. Sayonara my hitohana isshi! Aishiteru! (TRANSLATION: Goodbye my flower child! I love you!) Heehee, I know Japanese! God bless subtitles!!!!

DISCLAIMER: All the nasty things I say about Harry Potter and JK Rowling are said only out of the burning jealousy I have for her. So please don’t sue me, it’s not my fault she’s a better writer than me. Mind you, everyone’s a better writer than me but JK Rowling is better than those writers too, so there.

OK, definitely going now. KND is on! YEEEEEEEEE!

1. A Really Shit Birthday
2. Knobby‘s Warning
3. The Burrow
4. At the Bookshop