April was very pleased when I told her I was putting this story onto the site. It seems she doesnt enjoy being presented as a moron on her own. Well, don't worry, April, coz you got company now...

It was lunchtime. Lucy(hi lucy) thought it would be hilarious to stick an apple sticker on my shoulder. To prove I wasn't afraid to look like a fool, i stuck it on my forehead instead. We all found this very funny, but Natalie(hi Natalie) thought it would be even funnier to try and drag me off my chair. I put up a very good fight (honestly!) but in the end, Natalie went flying against the wall with one of my shoes in her hand. She then ran outside with it.

It must have been very frightening for the onlookers outside when the doors crashed open and a girl wearing one shoe, bright orange socks, and a Granny Smith sticker on her forehead, ran outside, yelling "GIVE ME BACK MY SHOE!!!!" and proceeded to chase the other girl around the benches at least three times, before they both ran back inside, me still shouting and waving my arms around like the lunatic that I am.

Although I eventually managed to get my shoe back, I'm still trying to get some dignity back after this incident.