I'm elizabeth n i like to parade around in wet bodices... oh no! eek! there's a boy in the water!

Hello there im will turner i don't like pirates

Yay! i dont either, lets become best friends

OK!

EIGHT YEARS LATER

I am captain sparrow savvy? my boat is sinking savvy but i'll pull it off coz im extremely hot and im a captian savvy i also have a mysterious past...

Oh no! eeeeeeek! im falling off a castle! somebody save me!

*dives in water and saves her*

Jack You're under arrest for trying to be nice

Aargh!

TO BE CONTINUED

YARGH! We r evil undead pirates! We're going to cause a lot of damage

I shall stop u!!!!! *gets knocked out* ok i wont

Oh no! eeeeeek!!!!!!!! eeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkk!!! EEEEK! evil pirates want to steal the gold i stole off Will! What shall i do! Erm.. PARLEY!

Yarrgh blah blah blah blah (translation: i am captain barbossa i am not a nice person)

Oh no! they've taken elizabeth! im going to save her! u, nasty pirate guy!

Yes?

You will come and save elizabeth with me

*shrugs* alrite

TO BE CONTINUED

We're going to comandeer a ship savvy

Aye avast!

Shut up ur lame now lets get that ship savvy!!!! we shall confuse the audience by switching ships before we finally set off savvy?

Okeedokee! my dad was a merchant sailor u know

Shhh

*potc music*

Now that we have the ship are u going to listen to me ramble about my father

No ur father was not a merchant sailor anyway he was a pirate

Gasp!

TO BE CONTINUED

Yarrgh, the captain wants to have dinner with u despite his not being able to eat

Tell him to piss off

......................no.

Arrr, we r undead pirates

Do u have to mention this when im trying to eat

Blah yarrgh blah raaggh rahh!

I'm going to stab u

BLAH!

TO BE CONTINUED

We're going to the secret island now savvy?

Rite, y?

Shut up dont ask questions savvy i have a mysterious past

Sum random crew member told me u were captain of the black pearl

*does arousing dance*

Yarrghh! blah blah rrarrdy raar raggh!

RAGGGHHH!!!

*cuts Elizabeth's hand*

Ouch!

It didn't work!

Blah (translation: oops)

Quick elizabeth! lets escape

OK!

Arrghhh shes escaped! raggh rarrgh raghh raaggh u cockraoches!

TO BE CONTINUED

Hello pirate people i used to be friends with until u all betrayed me and left me to die.... savvy?

Your supposed to be dead!

How did u get off the island?

I dont need to tell u anything i have a mysterious past nd im not going to spoil it savvy?

Ragggh! blah blah blah kill him... wait! do u no whos blood we need

Whos blood u need?

Whos blood we need

Yes i no whos blood u need, u need will's.

Yay lets go me mateys! yarrgghhh!!!

TO BE CONTINUED

I'm very annoyed with jack

Thats nice can i touch ur boobies now?

No but u can have this medallion i stole off u

Gasp! this belonged to my father! he was a merchant sailor u no

*sigh...* EEEK! The black pearl is gaining on us!

Lets fire spoons at them! ARGGHHH!

Oh no! i've been taken by nasty pirates again! this is getting irritating

ELIZABETH!!! *water sprays him* AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!! Belooo! beloooooo! heeeeeey!!!

blows up BOOOOOOOM

Eeek!

Ahahahahaahahahahahha! our hope is restored!

RARGGGH!

Not so fast!

YAY!

Blah blah blah who are u?

My name is will turner my father was a merchant sailor ELIZABETH GOES FREE!

Blahblahrahrah (translation: okeedokee)

TO BE CONTINUED

Blah blah raggh raghh rah! (translation; walk the plank please)

Eeeek! *falls*

You r a bad man, barbossa!

Haha!

I haven't done anything for a while can i walk the plank too?

Yes

Wheeee!!!! *dives into water*

EEEEEEEEEEEK! We're stranded! eeeek! i dont wanna feel like im stranded!

Lets get drunk savvy?

OK

Drink up me hearties yo ho! i LOVE this song! really bad eggs and all that jazz

Rite... im going to destroy the rum now

Oh no why is the rum gone?

Because im a pyromaniac

But why is the rum gone?

Oh look a ship has come to save us!

TO BE CONTINUED

We have to save will!

You're really annoying savvy?

I dont care lets go save will!

Fine *locks her in a cupboard*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! I am trapped! this is jack sparrows doing!!!

Row row row ur bt gently down the stream..... HAHA! I have returned! Kill the whelp!!! Prepare for a long battle! Savvy?

Blah?

You r a nasty traitor!

Yup

*long meaningless battle between and *

I have arrived to fite too and promote girl power!

Yeah! my father was a merchant sailor!

Arrrr! i have been stabbed just as will lifted the curse that sucks!

What was the point in trying to lift the curse if u didn't want to die

*dies*

TO BE CONTINUED

We're going to hang u, Sparrow

Thats not very nice, savvy?

This is wrong, despite my hating jack all the way thru this film i still have to participate in the sympathy otherwise people will hate me

Get out the way! *saves jack*

My hero!

*more fighting*

Well im going now bcoz i have a mysterious past bye! *falls off castle*

My father was a merchant sailor

For god's sake, he was a pirate!!! And so r u so lets snog already!!!!!!!!

THE END

(Go cry now)