"Wooooaaahhhh...... do the hokey cokey!"

Jack: I-I'm warning you, Anamaria! I have a banana and I'm not afraid to use it!
Will: That's right! Don't do anything stupid, Anamaria!
Gibbs: Hmmmph (still trying to rearrange his face into something less frog-like)

Elizabeth knew she shouldn't have sacked her make-up artist.

"L'oreal... because I'm worth it!"

Jack practices for his Vogue cover shoot

"I love you."

Will and Jack on the pull.

It seemes that Jack left a little surprise for William...

After the 28th take, you'd think Johnny Depp would've calmed down by now...

Woah. When Gibbs said he'd load them into the cannons he wasn't kidding.

"Can we stop filming for a moment please? I appear to have lost control of my face and neck."

"Um.... me too."

"Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.....

Elizabeth accidentally stumbles upon Commodore in the shower.

Elizabeth accidentally stumbles upon Barbossa in the shower.

"I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!"

Nothing beats a good old staring contest caption.

"YOU... SHALL NOT... PAAAASSSSS!!!!"

Jack accidentally mistakes Elizabeth for his birthday cake.

Jack: OH MY GOD, STOP THAT! NOT HERE!
Elizabeth: I'll never let go, Jack! I'll never let go!

"Every night in my dreams,
I see you,
I feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel you...."

Poor Jack never saw the seagulls coming.

"Pucker up, you big lug..."

This is what happens when you use too many facial wipes.

"I'm siiiiiiiiinging in the rain!"

Jack's rat impression was fooling nobody...

...Neither was Orlando's duck impression...

...But Elizabeth's lizard impression certainly was.

Looks like the donkey finally had it's revenge...

Jack converses with what appears to be a large tree.

"Grrrr!"

When fake tans go horribly wrong...

"I'm a little teapot, short and stout..."

Jack: And the fish was THIS big...
Very Strange Looking Man: Ooooooh...

"Jack... you are one sexy bitch, yes you are!"

Mullroy/Murtogg (never can remember which one's which) practises some of his accordian tunes with Elizabeth's corset.

"Washing machines live longer with Calgon!"

Skeleton: I... killed...Mufassa...
Elizabeth: *gasp* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

"Do you come here often?"

Maid: What the hell is that on your ass, ma'am?

Jack wows everyone with his disco moves.

"AGGGGHHHH! Help me, I'm falling! And I've STILL got no control of my face and neck!!!"

"Do not pass Go. Do not collect £200."

"STOP! In the name of love!"

"Please Sir? May I have some more?"

The fellers are transfixed to Jack's arousing dancing.

Jack:...7....8....9....10... Ready or not, here I come!
Elizabeth: Heeheehee...

NOTE:Do not fuck with Elizabeth during her time of the month.

THE STUMP ATTACKS!!!

Lost in each others eyes.

Barbossa: Take me now, you stallion!
Jack: Oh my.

The Lemon Eating Contest commences.

Enough said.