Rachels Lunchtime Detention

Guest cameo writer.... GINA!!!!

Last year, Rachel had a teacher named Mr Aylot. Now Mr Aylot was no ordinary teacher, the fact that he was a fat, mad, balding bloke doesn't even start to come into it, Mr Aylot was a weirdo. Seriously, I men he was all "let me come into you're personal space to correct your mistakes and put you in lunchtime Detetion" just to put you through as much excrutiatingly BORING time with him as possible. Anyway, Rachel got a lunchtime Detention with this guy and STUPIDLY she asked me to come with her. So before I tell you what happened next, you have to take into consideration that I'd heard a lot of stories about this particular teacher and his scary ways, so you could understand my particular situation here, I am in a room with a few boys from the year above, a weirdo teacher and my best mate.
Anyway, when we walked in Mr Aylot said to Rachel "Ah, Rachel, I didn't think you were coming for a moment there." After he had said this, Rather than making her scrape tables like any NORMAL teacher he gave her a loooooong lecture. Now this, to you may seem normal, but then came the killer line.... (drum roll please) " I don't want to have to see you in here at lunch again Rachel, You are a lovely young girl and a pleasure to teach...." I couldn't take anymore, before you could say mingalot, I was out the door and laughing, But it wasn't just an innocent giggle, it was proper laughter something along the lines of "PA HAHAHAHAHA PA HAHAHAHAHAHA PA HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HUM HUM HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA" (as you can probably tell by that I have a VERY dirty laugh)By the time Rachel got out of the room, I was a dribbling, incontinant pratt. Rachy picked me up dragged me outside and joined me laughing. Later on she explained that all the whole room could here was my echoing laughter.

Rachy's Comment:- Yes, well, you really must see this from my point of view. You're in the technology block, listening to your pervert teacher ramble on about unneccessary cr@p, when he comes out with the whole "Lovely young woman" thing. Naturally, you're freaked out but after terrifying incidents such as "Oh, my dear, you have sawdust all over your trousers, let me rub it off for you", "Women tend to go for older women you know..." and lets not forget the good old classic "Maybe you should stay behind after school for a little more practice..." you kinda get used to this general perviness. Gina, of course, wasn't fully equipped for this situation so she ran out of the room and left me with this 200 year old pervert. Anyway, so the whole room goes silent, and all everybody (even the people in china were disturbed from their sleep) could hear was gina's devastating laugh.

So, in retrospect, i would rather have scraped tables.