At Rohan Fried Chicken, the newly non-virgins munched on Rohan Fried Chicken and laughed as they shared their experiences from last night (the little kinkies).

"I'll tell you, I've learned one thing: Elven men, like a fine wine, only get better with age." Galadri-hell paused and thought about this. "Of course, I have no frame of reference for this comparison. Although, Celibate DID kiss me this morning..."
"Wow, on the lips?" Asked Pipe-in.
Galadri-hell sighed. "No, the hand... But we're getting there, one step at a time."
"Yeah, pretty soon you'll be hugging and everything," Ganja grinned.
Everyone laughed.
"So, what about you two?" Frieda asked.
Very Merry laughed. "I was so drunk! But I DO remember having sex with some guy in the hot tub..."
"Oh my god, so did I!" Pipe-in squeaked.
They both stopped and stared at each other, struck dumb (more so than usual) with terror.

"Um..." said Legohash, trying to change the subject. "So Ganja, you almost made it, huh?"
Ganja smiled. "There's always the Balrog..."
"Hang in there, buddy, you'll get there." Frieda smiled back.
"I know."
"So, Legohash, you and Isawien really have something going, don't you?" Araporn asked.
"I think we're falling in love." Legohash replied.
The others groaned but Legohash only smiled.
"You know what the coolest thing is?" Araporn smiled dreamily. "This, right now."
The others kept eating, uncertain what to say.
"It's true." Ganja agreed. "I mean, after this, everything'll be different."
"After getting laid?" Frieda asked.
Legohash and Araporn laughed.
"After high school." Araporn smiled.
"Yeah, but we'll still see each other." Very Merry said.
"Fuck yeah we will!" Galadri-hell heartily agreed, banging her pepsi with just a 'hint' of vodka on the table.
Araporn also raised his pepsi. "To the next step." He said.
"To the next step!" The others grinned, sharing a toast to the madness soon to commence...
"What's wrong, Frieda?" Pipe-in asked, seeing Frieda's confused frown.
"It doesn't make any sense," Frieda answered. "All this was supposed to have happened before Lord of the Bongs, but most of it makes no sense! This couldn't have happened! We all meet each other later on! We're not supposed to be best friends now!"
"Oh yeah..." Ganja mused. "Rachel, how are you going to explain this one?"

"Oh right... WHAT?" Legohash asked. "But what about stuff mentioned in LotB... like Ganja jumping in the cesspool and Galadri-hell having sex with Elbong? We can't foget stuff like that, it's part of the next story."

"Oh OK,"