I'd like to dedicate this page to my wittle friend Queen Medusa, who is in love with Jack Skellington. I don't love him, I just think he looks cute when he's sad or exremely evil, but nonetheless I am a big fan of Nightmare Before Christmas and a big fan of caption pages! So LOVE THEM AS IF THEY WERE YOUR KINDER!!!! Erm... bye!
JACK: Observe! I have the power to pat my head and rub my tummy... AT THE SAME TIME!!!"
I am the wind blowing through your beard?!
Stairs can be cruel...
NEW!!!! Inflatable Mayor doll!
JACK: Mwahahaha! Those nuns won't know what hit 'em...
Yeah, yeah, I know it's a musical and everything, but don't you think an opera's just a little TOO scary for kids?
Santa outfit: £7.99
Cool colour changing light thing: £14.99
Putting a giant snake in someone's house on Christmas Eve: Priceless
"WAAAAAHHHH!!! MY HANDS ARE SUPER DEFORMED!!!"
Jack Skellington ProSkater- available on PS Two Now.
And the winner is...
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!!
ODD LOOKING CHILD: How are you enjoying your hottub, Jack?
THAT'S A TOTAL PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN RIPOFF!!!
You'd think he'd never seen a snowman sneeze before...
The mayor takes a moment from filming to rub his nipples... with his deformed hands.
Everybody hail to the poledancing king.
Bahh........
I thought Jack was supposed to pull somebody's tongue out!
Actually... I'm not sure he should be allowed to...
Children and adults alike! Try this!
"So THAT'S where babies come from! Fascinating!"
"It's just me and you, Mr Gravestone. Our friends have abandoned us... *sniff!*
Ah, the thoughtful pose...
...and the, er... happy but truly terrifying pose.
I don't think this even needs a caption.
And I didn't even try to put a caption on this, I just thought it was cute.
Well that's it for now, kiddies. remember to recycle... NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
