YAY! Matrix captions! WOOO!!! Most of them are of Agent Smith because let's face it... he rules! And he makes the stupidest faces out of all of them. Anyway, I'd like to dedicate this page to my dearest friend Bekky, because I was sitting next to her in our French class one day, and I just randomly came out with "And now I stand here because of YOU, Mr Anderson, because of YOU..." and she started laughing so that has now become our catchphrase (apart from 'PO-TAY-TOES!!!') Anyway, yes, I've wasted enough time rambling, it is now time for me to depart and get a glass of milk (I'm so rock and roll) Enjoy! (that's an order)
I gotchya nose!
Smith: HAHA! Morpheus, you should have know you're no match for OCTOPUS MAN!!!!
Morpheus: *sigh*
Twin1: C'mon, night fever, night fever, you know how to show it... Come on, you two, you know the words!
Meowwwww!!!!
Awww, big hug!
So Jack and Will AREN'T the only ones who frequently lose control of their face and neck!
Gooooooooooooo
"Hoohoo... FEISTY!!!!"
"Five-year champions Neo and Smith have once again won the Ice Skating tournament!"
"VROOM! VROOM!"
BUSTED!!!!
LOOK OUT, SMITH!!! GIANT CROWS!!!
"ARRRGGGHHH! My scar's burning! Lord Voldemort must be close!"
"You put you left leg in..."
Guy: Oh doctor, I think I'm going crazy!
Morpheus: I see...
Guy: I keep seeing bright green letters all over the place!
Morpheus: I see...
Guy: And I keep getting messages on my computer telling me to follow a white rabbit!
Morpheus: I see...
Guy: I keep getting deja vu and have weird dreams about needles that turn into bugs!
Morpheus: I see...
Guy: And ever since this has started, I've been unable to sexually perform!
Morpheus: I s- WHAT?!
Bad case of tapeworm, Smith?
There's no caption for this, I just thought it was funny.
"Now you just let that mud mask dry for 20 minutes or so and we'll have that complexion of yours back to normal in no time!"
Neo: How about I give you the finger and you give me my ph-
Smith: Shhhhh! Can't talk! Meditating! Ommmmmmmmmmm.....
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!!!
-->HOW TO DANCE LIKE AGENT SMITH<--
Step 1: Break your ankle
Step 2: Indulge in a little Irish jigging... made up on the spot.
Step 3: Side-step around the room
Step 4: MOSH PIT!!!!
Step 5: Tango... guns optional.
Phew! Exhausting, isn't it fellers?
Smith: Mphhh mpph-mpph mph mph mmmmph!
Trinity: What did he say?
Neo: I think he said his close-up just takes the piss.
Need I say more?
