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In The Land Of Skegness, Where The Shadows Lie...
Lord Of The Bongs

“One Bong to rule them all,
One Bong to stone them,
One Bong to bring them all,
And in the darkness bone them…”

Awwww...it's quite cute really(in a pervy and disgusting way)
Ahhh... the unrequited love of a hobbit for his master...

Remember kids, taking drugs is a CRIME!
(But plagiarism isn't!)

1. Prologue: One Bong To Rule Them All…
2. The Shire
3. Ex Boyfriends
4. A Long Expected Orgy
5. Farewell Dear Dildo
6. Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe
7. Sarucan(abis) The White
8. A Shortcut To Magic Mushrooms
9. At The Sign Of The Prancing Pony
10. The Nazgul
11. A Knife In The Dark
12. Rivenhell
13. The Council of Elbong
14. Dildo’s Gifts
15. The Spliff Goes South
16. The Pass Of Caradhras
17. A Journey In The Dark
18. The Bridge of Khazad-Dum
19. Lothl’oreal (because it’s worth it…)
20. The Mirror of Galadri-hell
21. Farewell to L’oreal
22. The Great River
23. The Breaking of the Helloship
24. The Departure of Borrow-Mir
25. If You Wannabe My Lover…

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