Remember kids, taking drugs is a CRIME!
(But plagiarism isn't!)

1. Prologue: One Bong To Rule Them All…
2. The Shire
3. Ex Boyfriends
4. A Long Expected Orgy
5. Farewell Dear Dildo
6. Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe
7. Sarucan(abis) The White
8. A Shortcut To Magic Mushrooms
9. At The Sign Of The Prancing Pony
10. The Nazgul
11. A Knife In The Dark
12. Rivenhell
13. The Council of Elbong
14. Dildo’s Gifts
15. The Spliff Goes South
16. The Pass Of Caradhras
17. A Journey In The Dark
18. The Bridge of Khazad-Dum
19. Lothl’oreal (because it’s worth it…)
20. The Mirror of Galadri-hell
21. Farewell to L’oreal
22. The Great River
23. The Breaking of the Helloship
24. The Departure of Borrow-Mir
25. If You Wannabe My Lover…

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