Christmas has come early for the rats in the sewers,
Coz i spent all night with my head in the toilet,
Puking and puking and, did i mention, puking?
From the very depths of my soul.

And now i have awoken
with my feet on my pillow
and my head among the teddies at the bottom of my bed
At first i have no idea where I am,
But then, the terrors of the night before come flooding back to me...
UGH!!!!
How embaressing.
How i managed to dance the macarina with a plate of pringles on my head
Remains a mystery to me.
Oh my god!!!!!!!!!
Did I really tell April I watch Tom & Jerry late at night?
Damn you, tequila slammers!!!
You've ruined my life...