First off, can I just say how scary everybody's hands are in this picture... Erm, anyway, here follows a glorious tale of a group of crazy Orlando Bloom fans on a mission to rescue their hero from... um, more crazy Orlando Bloom fans. Uh....Enjoy!

1. Chapter One
2. Chapter Two
3. Chapter Three
4. Chapter Four
5. Chapter Five
6. Chapter Six
7. Chapter Seven
8. Chapter Eight