April Is A Gimp!!!
A Story By Rachel Gosling
April has fallen over many times during the course of her life, but none of them have been this funny (OK, everyone laughed when she dived on me in IT and we both fell splattered on the floor but I wasn't laughing!!!!) Anyway, it all started when our, er... i guess you could call him a friend, Matthew Trigg, found out that April had a crush on Paul Hodgson. Me, Apes and Trigg were outside the Art Block and we were talking and stuff and somehow we got onto the subject of Paul. I can't remember how we got to that subject so let's just say April announced "I LOVE PAUL!!!" or something (it's likely that this IS how it happened) Anyway, Trigg said "I'm gonna tell Paul you fancy him!" and went inside the art block.. where Paul was, he didn't just wander inside the art block for no reason. April started panicking and screamed "NO!!! TRIGG DON'T!!!DONT!!!" and then started tripping out. Instead of running after him she started running around in little circles squealing, then tripped over on the pavement and crashed into a wall.
