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We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.-Fight Club

It's hard to play hard to get when you're so fucking easy! - Billie, in Rude Awakening

"There is no right and wrong. There's only fun and boring." (Hackers)

I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to try to kill the thing on the inside. - Girl, Interrupted

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.-25th Hour

Caro: The only disease that can survive in our bloodstreams is alcoholism.
-Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood

Are you suffering from a chemical imbalance or is it just an attitude problem? -My Girl 2

My darling girl when are you going to understand that being "normal" is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage.-Practical Magic

"Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!"-Dante Hicks, Clerks

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school!" - Marla Singer, in Fight Club

"You are a fucking ugly bitch and I want to stab you to death and play with your blood." - Patrick Bateman, in American Psycho

"You don't normally approach girls - am I right? The truth is that you're a quiet sensitive type but, if I'm prepared to take a chance, I might just get to know the inner you: witty, adventurous, passionate, loving, loyal. A little bit crazy, a little bit bad. But hey - don't us girls just love that?" - Diane, in Trainspotting

I felt dazed, like I just came out of a 4 hour movie I didn't understand. -Jim Carroll in "The Basketball Diaries

I saw this girl next to me; she wasn't beautiful until her smiled.-Jim Carroll in "The Basketball Diaries

"Sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here." - Melvin Udall in the movie As Good as It Gets

"You okay? / No. I'm pretty fuckin' far from being okay."-Pulp Fiction

You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us. ---Jim in American Pie

I'm having a birthday party, and you're not invited, but you can come if you want. ---Arnie in What's Eating Gilbert Grape

"Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her. [Just like that?] Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast." - A Bronx Tale

"Damn, why you gotta be wastin' my flava, yo?"--Seth Green in Can't Hardly Wait

I don't need a reason to kill myself; I need a reason not to.-Single White Female

Holden: I want us to be something that we can't be.
Alyssa: And what's that?
Holden: A normal couple.-Chasing Amy

Banky: This is all going to end badly.
Holden: You don't know that.
Banky: I know you. You're way too conservative for that girl. She's been around and seen things we've only read about in books.
Holden: But we have read about them. So we're prepared. -Chasing Amy

"You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world dude, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you." -Silent Bob to Dante in Clerks

"Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorned for Sega." -Brodie in Mallrats

What you do with the voices in your head is your business.-Cerebus, "High Society"

"Some things are true, whether you believe them or not."-Nicholas Cage CITY OF ANGELS

"Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with Love." ~Christian-Moulin Rouge

Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time. -Ilsa Lund: Casablanca

He beat me when you ain't here. He beat me for not being you. -Celie: The Color Purple

I want kids that love me as much as I hated my mother. -Diane: Happiness

Don't cry at the beginning of a date. Cry at the end, like I do. -Laurel: Jerry Maguire

You have to be prepared for the possibility that God does not like you. -Tyler Durden: Fight Club

Now the time has come. I put two bullets in my gun. One for me, and one for you. Oh darling, it will be so beautiful. -Annie Wilkes: Misery

I only slept with her cause I'm in love with you!!! -Sean Bateman: The Rules of Attraction

Laney, sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship. -Vickie: Reality Bites

I killed a girl, it was no accident. Put a gun to the back of her head and blew her brains right out the front.I was in love. -Feck: River's Edge

I am not very good with people. -Adam: The Untamed Heart

"Mom! Dad! It's evil! Don't touch it!" -Kevin, Time Bandits

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal-food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries." ~French Soldier (John Cleese), Monty Python and the Holy Grail

You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis." - Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt) in "Fight Club"

Max Reid: My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside.
Fletcher: That's just something ugly people say
- Liar, Liar

Amanda Buckman: Why are you dressed like somebody died?
Wednesday: Wait.
----The Addams Family

Carolyn Burnham: Are you trying to look unattractive?
Jane Burnham: Yes.
Carolyn Burnham: Well, congratulations. You've succeeded admirably.
----American Beauty

Driver: Watch out for the weirdos, girls.
Nancy: We are the weirdos, mister.
----The Craft

Gretchen: You're weird.
Donnie: Sorry.
Gretchen: No, that was a compliment.
----Donnie Darko

Pnub: As usual, marijuana saves an otherwise disastrous day.-Idle Hands

Dr. Evil: You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough.

The Worm: 'Ello.
Sarah: Did you say...hello?
The Worm: No, I said "'ello," but that's close enough. —Labyrinth

Jareth: Just fear me, love me, do as I say, and I will be your slave- Labyrinth

Tracy: Let's fool around. Let's do it some strange way that you've always wanted to, but nobody would do with you.- Manhattan

Stuart: What you need is a long hard phantasmagoric fuck.
Alex: I don't like you Stuart.
Stuart: That's okay.- Threesome

Renton: Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure-wear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life. But why would I want to do a thing like that?-Trainspotting

Master Chief: The best thing about pain, it tells you you're not dead yet.-GI Jane

Sheila: I may be bad...but I feel gooood. -Army of Darkness

Dark Helmet: Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.-Spaceballs

I think the hardest part of being a woman is having woman friends.-How to Make an American Quilt

Harry: No man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally: So you are saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail them too.
-When Harry Met Sally

""Do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable? Or am I miserable because I listen to pop music?" -Rob-High fidelity

"Janie is a pretty typical teenager. Angry, insecure, confused. I wish I could tell her all that's going to pass. But I don't want to lie to her."
-American Beauty

Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn’t allow it. 4:00 wallow in self pity; 4:30 stare into the abyss; 5:00 solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercise. 6:30, dinner with me. I can’t cancel that again! 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing; I’m booked! Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?! –Jim Carrey, in How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Lucas:"Y'know what, Joe? I think it's gonna be ok."
Joe: “What makes you think that?"
Lucas: “Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear."-Empire Records

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a little bit scary." -Sliding Doors

Have you ever danced with the Devil by the pale moonlight?" - Jack Nicholson/the Joker in Batman

"You do too much, your not superman you know..." - Spider-man the movie

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa to you? –Kim Walker, in “Heathers”

"You're just jealous because I'm a real freak, and you have to wear a mask."-The Penguin in "Batman Returns"

Smiling makes my face ache" - The Rocky Horror Picture Show

"She didn't know if she was going mad or going sane" - Ira Levin, Rosemary's Baby

Alyssa: For you, fucking is you inside some girl you hardly know, jack hammering away, not noticing that bored look in her eyes.
Banky: Hey, I always notice that bored look in their eyes."
- Chasing Amy

The best way to get over the last guy is the next guy." – Entrapment

"I wish I had never met you, because then I could go to sleep at night not knowing there was somebody like you out there." - Good Will Hunting

"Me? I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw. I'm scared of what I did, who I am. I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling for the rest of my whole life, the way I feel when I'm with you." -Dirty Dancing

"We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it."--The Breakfast Club

"What you can't have you can't resist." -Cruel Intentions

[As Buttercup prepares to commit suicide with a dagger]
Westley: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
-The Princess Bride

"I don't want you for your conversation." -A Fish Called Wanda

SWINGERS--Baby your money! Your money and you don't even know it!

Cole: "They said to draw a picture, anything we wanted. I drew a picture of a man getting hurt by another man with a screwdriver. “
Malcolm: "Something you saw on TV?"
Cole: "They had a meeting. Momma cried."
Malcolm: "What do you draw now?"
Cole: "People smiling, dogs running...rainbows. They don't have meetings about rainbows. "
-- From movie "The Sixth Sense"

Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
---Scott Calvin in the Santa Clause

Well it looks like I picked the wrong sister. Don't worry baby, I went slummin' once too-Dirty Dancing

We are not groupies. Groupies are girls who have sex with the band members because they want to be near someone famous. We are here for the music. We are band-aids.-Almost Famous

You little slut! You LOOOOOOVE him! You wanna have like, ten-thousand of his babies-American Beauty

Dashiki: Now kids, what do we say to a man that Mommy just met?
Kids: Are you my daddy?
-Don’t be a menace to south central…

"That's when you know you've found someone really special, when you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share a silence."
-Mia, Pulp Fiction

"Famous last words: I'm on drugs!!"
-Russel, Almost Famous

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue - Airplane!

Only promise me one thing, don't take me home until I am drunk...very drunk indeed!!
-Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffanys

The question isn't what are we going to do today, it's what aren't we going to do today
- Ferris Bueller's Day Off

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time - Fight Club

"Tell me about it stud"
- Grease

If a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man.
- Anthony Burgess, "A Clockwork Orange

I find your lack of faith disturbing. -Darth Vader

"What if this is as good as it gets?" --Jack Nicholson

"You aren't too bright, are you? I like that in a man." -Kathleen Turner, "Body Heat

Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed do tight. -Faye, That Thing You Do

The trouble with real life is that there is no danger music. --The Cable Guy

Marla was like that cut on the roof of your mouth that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it, but you can't. --Fight Club

Angela Hayes: At least I'm not ugly!
Ricky Fitts: Yes you are. And you're boring. And you're totally ordinary. And you know it.
-American Beauty

Murray: Your boy Christian is a cake-boy!
Cher: A what?
Murray: He's a disco dancin', Oscar Wilde readin', Streisand ticket holdin', friend of Dorothy, know what I'm sayin'?
Cher: No....
Murray: He's GAY!

Seth: Hello Maggie! It's nice to see you again.
Maggie: It's weird to see you again.
Seth: Weird is nice.
--City of Angels

Wooderson: Do you have a joint, man?
Mitch: No, sorry.
Wooderson: It would be a lot cooler is ya did.
---Dazed and Confused

Stevo: I like Sandy. Now Sandy has nothing to do with anarchy in general, she's just a beautiful, wonderful, funny, witty, loving, sexy, tough-as-nails, little weird girl, and I absolutely adore her. I like Sandy a lot.---SLC Punk

"Are you religious?"
"Uh, I guess I'm a non-practicing Jew."
"Hey! I'm a non-practicing virgin!"
---Reality Bites

"That shit's gonna fuck up your ambition!"
"Not if my ambition is to get high and watch TV."
---Jackie Brown

"I was just bullshittin'....and you know this MAN!!!"--Friday

"I'm sick and tired of being a one-of-a-kind freak, that's all"-Gonzo, Muppets In Space

"He doesn't make sense, I don't make sense, together we make sense."-Untamed Heart

Brian: Chicks cannot hold their smoke, that's what it is
--The Breakfast Club

Alison: I already have. I've done just about everything there is except a few things that are illegal. I'm a nymphomaniac.
Claire: Lie.
Brian: Are your parents aware of this?
Alison: The only person I told is my shrink.
Andrew: And what did he say when you told him?
Alison; He nailed me.
Claire: Very nice.
---The Breakfast Club

Claire:Are you crazy?
Brian;Obviously she's crazy if she's screwing a shrink.
---The Breakfast Club

Woody: Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz: Toy?
Woody: T-O-Y, toy.
Buzz: Excuseme, I think the word you're searching for is "space ranger".
Woody: The toy I'm searching for, I can't say because there are preschool toys present.
---Toy Story

"It's ok. I wouldn't remember me either"
---American Beauty

"I don't want to die without any scars"
---Fight Club

"You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake"
---Fight Club

"Don't fuck with the babysitter"
---Adventures in Babysitting

"We are definesd by the choices we make"
---Fight Club

"Never underestimate the powerof denial"
---American Beauty

"Cold weather makes people stupid, and that's a fact"

"If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game show host."

"You should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about."
---Willy Wonka "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker"
---Willy Wonka

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"
---Usual Suspects

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time"
---Fight Club

"Maybe self improvement isn't the answer; maybe self destruction is the answer"
---Fight Club

"Marlas philosophy in life was that she could die at any moment, the tragedy, she said, was that she didn't"
---Fight Club "Do or do not. There is no try"
---Star Wars

"I guess I'm puzzled as to why I have to be in a mental institution"
---Girl, Interrupted

"Life is pain. Anyone who tells you something different is trying to sell you something."
---The Princess Bride

"It's better to be dead and cool, than alive and uncool." --Harley Davidson in Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man

"The most revolutionary act one can commit in our world is to be happy."-Hunter "Patch" Adams

"If I tell my wife, a: that all fish live in the water, and b: all mackerel are fish, rather than making the logical conclusion that all mackerel live in the water, she will respond with the illogical statement: "You don't love me anymore" -Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail

"It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys, that's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination." -Customer, Clerks

"My teen angst bullshit now has a body count." -Winona Ryder, Heathers

"You've taught me to do such horrible things. That's why I love you so much" -Maria, Foreign Objects

Doctor: What are you doing here, honey? You're not even old enough to know how bad life gets.
Cecilia Lisbon: Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen-year-old girl. -The Virgin Suicides

"He could sing me right out of my panties." -"Why Do Fools Fall In Love"

Sean: She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other-"Good Will Hunting"

"I don't do drugs, just weed." -Thurgood, Half Baked

"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?" -cocaine addict, Half Baked

"Billy just wants the models and the limousines; I'm happy with the hookers and taxicabs." -Joe Dick (Hard Core Logo)

We can love but we lose...what is gone is gone. -The Last Unicorn

I have wasted thousands of kisses on you... kisses that I thought were special because of your lips and your smile and all your color and life. When you kissed me, and told me you loved me, I thought you meant it. I wasted a thousand kisses on you... shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed so tight. -That Thing You Do

Don’t you have enough that you don’t need to hurt people to get more? –TNT

Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget. -Sy Parrish: One Hour Photo

Our fathers were our models for God. If they bailed, what does that tell you about God? You have to be prepared for the possibility that God does not like you. -Tyler Durden: Fight Club

I still sometimes dream that I'm the mother of your children. I wanted her to die. - Susannah: Legends of the Fall

Ever notice that even the worst bastards have friends? -Willis Grinnel: In the Bedroom

Now the time has come.
I put two bullets in my gun.
One for me, and one for you.
Oh darling, it will be so beautiful.
-Annie Wilkes: Misery

They're either married or gay. And if they're not gay, they've just broken up with the most wonderful woman in the world, or they've just broken up with a bitch who looks exactly like me. They're in transition from a monogamous relationship and they need more space. Or they're tired of space, but they just can't commit. Or they want to commit, but they're afraid to get close. They want to get close; you don't want to get near them. -Meg: The Big Chill

You're maudlin and full of self-pity. You're magnificent! -Addison DeWitt: All About Eve

It is hard to tell of happiness. Time goes by and we feel safe too soon. -One Stab: Legends of the Fall

"I'd like to buy a vowel"
"E or A" -Groove

There's no place like home