2) CRAP. You were working with charcoal in art today, and there are smudges ALL over your face. What do you do? Laugh at yourself. Run off and wash it off. Put more on and tell everyone you’ve suddenly grown an extremely tropical disease. Grin sheepishly, and say “oops”, and washing it off at the end of class. Put a few more smudges on you’re face and laugh at yourself, but wash it away by the end of class.
3) Someone is talking during the best part of the movie in a theater. You decide to tell them off, so what do you say? ”Shut up!” ”Shut your piehole, freak!” Actually, on second thought, lets not say anything. ”Sh!” *mother imitation* “Am I going to have to separate you two?” And then do it.
4) STOP ALL THINGS. Think purple. Plum. Those old my little pony things. Flavored condoms. In colors! And scented. Huh? Barney! HAHA!
5) What are on your hands right now? Absolutely nothing. Except dirt. Lots and lots of rings. A ring? And my fingernails? Notes. And designs. And rings. And…wait, what is that? Stuff on my hands? I don’t think so!
6) Do you ever think of the sex lives of cartoons? EW. SICKO. That’s kind of weird. Oh, all the time. No. Think Pokeman. HAHAHA!
7) You would say you are… A fruitcake. Cool. Me. The Queen of Sheba. Awesomely awesome.
8) What do you like doing at the mall? Umm…shop? Run up down escalators. Press all the buttons in the elevators. Stare at people in the food court. Try on the worst outfits. You know, the works. Go to the best stores and try everything out. Annoy the shop-people. Walk around with friends and laugh about people passing.
9) At parties, you are… Eating all the hosts food. Maybe we should have a pie eating contest… Hanging with friends. The life of the party. Chilling. Whatever. Up on the tables. Dancing. Prancing. Shaking your thing. Talking to everyone in gibberish. With subtitles. Oh yeah.
10) Whose the man? Caryn. Go Caryn. Ghandi. Sexy sexy. I’m the man. This is pointless… *gets a Jack Black face going on* “The man is everywhere.”