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assfly is an asshead! =)
what time is is ashley?? smoke time lol
Three stoners rob a 7-11. They run out with the money. The cops started to chase them. They each jumped in a potato bag to try and hide. The cops catch up and kicked the first potato bag. "BARK!" says the first stoner. The cops say, "Oh it's a dog, leave it alone." They kicked the second potato bag. "MEOW!" says the second stoner. The cops say oh it's a cat leave it alone. They then kicked the third potato bag. They kicked it again. And again. And again. The stoner could not think of something to say. The cops kicked it again. "POTATO!" said the stoner.

sTuFFs....

dum dee dumm

*-KrystinA-*

*-TTTFUCKIT-* On the last day of school this was written on the blackboard, TTT1O TTT1A TTTFUCKIT So the teacher walks in and see's this and says ok who wrote this on the board? And Sally said teacher I wrote the first one, so the teacher says come up and explain it. Sally says that TTT1O means TO The Teacher One Orange. THe teacher thanks Sally and says who wrote the other one? Little Joey says I did and explains it TTTIA means To The Teacher One Apple And the teacher thanks Joey And says who wrote the last one I'm a little upset with you and I dont know if I want you in my class nexy year. And little Jose in the back says teacher teacher I did and goes up and explains it TTTFUCKIT means To The Teacher From Us Chicano Kids 1 Taco. =)

KLiCK that COW!!

*-dRunk tESt-* A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack." "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death." "Well, then, we need a urine sample." "I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar." "All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line." "I can't do that, officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm drunk." =)

FUCK YOU

WHORE

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