Do not make her travel without beds, plates, forks, or other such homey comforts.

Do not interrupt her primping.

Do not make her ride a horse name Binky.

Do not mouth off to her.

Do not ignore her yells of "Stop it!!"

Do not deny her a vote in everything.

Do not try to break her of her sidheness.

Do not make her ride between the sluagh and the satyr.

Do not chant "Noble-commoner tension!" every time she and the sluagh glare at each other.