Things Not to Do With Your Eshu

Do not ignore your eshu when he tries to tell a story.

Do not tell your eshu to shut up.

Do not trust your eshu to plan your route.

Do not follow your eshu down a terrifying-looking path because he finds it interesting.

Do not let your eshu accept bets on your behalf.

Do not snub your eshu when he gets free dinner for the whole party.

Do not leave your eshu unattended.

Do not listen when your eshu says "Come on! Let's go to the bone pond!"

Do not ask your eshu if you have any plates, beds, forks, or other such homey comforts.

Do not expect to see your eshu in working order for at least twelve hours after the orgy is over.

Do not underestimate your eshu's skill at cooking moose.

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