"The locals have pitchforks."
"You run."
"I wasn't kidding about the Parcheesi."
"It burbles at you."
"You see a sluagh wearing 1ing3ri3." (numbers inserted to clear the comp censors)
"Perception plus alertness to find the bathroom."
"You'll be hearing that one of these days."
"Like hell you do, bitch."
"These rolls are actually random..."
"My NPCs have something called 'motivation.'"
"Minus one xp for trying to usurp god."
"I won't reassure you, but I will hit you with a large rock."
"You can pass out now if you want."
"You're such a good little gremlin boy."
"You're smoking crack, aren't you?"
"Have you ever seen Deliverance?"