Summer students at an off-campus residence hall backslash freehold are having a “Too Damn Cold for Summer Party.” A satyr, Philyra, and a kithain, Daniel, played the live music with sluagh bagpipe/guitar player Camera Sly. Balthasar hid in Gala’s office and had an altercation with a copulating couple and their sandals, an incident which led to Rosicrucian the boggan getting punched. Rainbow sandals seemed inordinately popular, what with one being thrown into the vodka bowl and one being used to break through some glass on a door. Camera’s bagpipes frenzied the crowd and several fights broke out but Daniel used his bardic gift and a joint to soothe people. During a musicians’ break, Camera, Philyra, and Daniel went on a noble crusade to save the beer from rioters. While drinking, Camera offered to let Philyra and Daniel go on the road with him. Rosicrucian tried to chase down the kid who punched him and was hit by beer bottles and a Pringles can. They were well-intentioned projectiles, as the musicians were only trying to get his attention to offer him a beer. Rosicrucian drank several and, being a cheap date, passed out drunk after vomiting several times. The group unanimously voted to leave the party. They took Camera’s truck and Philyra’s car to Balthasar’s house, where they stopped for at least part of the night.

Storyteller’s Notes: A much better session than Session .5. Will switched characters, from Dmetri to Daniel, and the swap worked out fine. People got along well and had fantastic responses to the things going on around them. There was some weird confusion over whether one NPC was naked, and whether or not another had been thrown out the door. I’m apparently a really mean person… I made Robert roll perception plus alertness to find the bathroom. He failed.