What Do You Do With a Drunken Sluagh?

The tunnel-crawling song of choice for Anka and Tasgall.

What do you do with a drunken sluagh?
What do you do with a drunken sluagh?
What do you do with a drunken sluagh ear-ly in the morning?
[Refrain] Way-ay up she rises
(clap)
Way-ay up she rises
(clap)
Way-ay up she rises, ear-ly in the morning!

Tie ‘er in a knot until she bites you
Tie ‘er in a knot until she bites you
Tie ‘er in a knot until she bites you, ear-ly in the morning
[Refrain]
Stab her gums with a rusty razor
Stab her gums with a rusty razor
Stab her gums with a rusty razor, ear-ly in the morning
[Refrain]
Provoke ‘er till she throws rocks at you
Provoke ‘er till she throws rocks at you
Provoke ‘er till she throws rocks at you, ear-ly in the morning
[Refrain]
Fold her up and put her in a matchbox
Fold her up and put her in a matchbox
Fold her up and put her in a matchbox, ear-ly in the morning

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