My West side story song lyrics...

I have no freaken idea why I made this page, but I did so have fun sing along to West side story...

"America"

I like to be in America, Okay by me in America.

Everything free in America, For a small fee in America.

I like the city of San Juan, I know a boat you can get on.

Hundreds of flowers in full bloom, Hundreds of people in each room!

Automoblie in America, Chromium steel in America.

Wire spoke wheel in America, Very big deal in America.

I'll drive a buick thru San Juan, If there's a road you can drive on.

I'll give my cousins a free ride, How you fit all of them inside?

Immigrant goes to America, Many hellos in America.

Nobody knows in America, Puerto Rico's in America.

When I will go back to San Juan, When you will shut up and get gone.

I'll give them new washing machine, what have they got there to keep clean?

I like the shores of America, Comfort is yours in America.

Knobs on the doors in America, Wall to wall floors in America.

I'll bring a T.V. to San Juan, If there's a current to turn on.

Everyone there will give big cheer, Everyone there will have moved here.

I like to be in America, Okay by me in America.

Everything free in America, For a small fee in America.

"Something's Coming"<--------------------(one funky hell of a song!)

Could be Who knows? There's something due any day I will know right away Soon as it shows It may come cannonballin' down through the sky Gleam in its eye Bright as a rose!

Who knows? It's only just out of reach Down the block, on a beach Under a tree I got a feeling there's a miracle due Gonna come true Coming to me

Could it be? Yes it could Something's coming Something good If I can wait Something's coming I don't know what it is But it is Gonna be great!

With a click With a shock Phone'll jingle Door'll knock Open the latch!

Something's coming, don't know when But it's soon Catch the moon One handed catch

Around the corner Or whistling down the river Come on - deliver To me Will it be? Yes it will Maybe just by holding still It'll be there!

Come on, something, come on in Don't be shy Meet a guy Pull up a chair The air is hummin' And something great is coming

Who knows It's only just Out of reach Down the block, on a beach Maybe tonight Maybe tonight...

"Gee, Officer Krupke"<---------(this song pretty much explains me and my friends!)

TIGER, IMITATING KRUPKE Hey you!

RIFF Who me, Officer Krupke?

TIGER, IMITATING KRUPKE Yeah you, gimme one good reason for not draggin' ya down the station house, ya punk!

RIFF Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke You gotta understand It's just our bringin' upke That gets us out of hand Our mothers all are junkies Our fathers all are drunks Golly Moses, naturally we're punks

JETS Gee, Officer Krupke We're very upset We never had the love That every child oughta get We ain't no delinquents We're misunderstood Deep down inside us there is good

RIFF There is good!

JETS There is good, there is good There is untapped good Like inside, the worst of us is good

TIGER, IMITATING KRUPKE That's a touching good story

RIFF Lemme tell it to the world!

TIGER, IMITATING KRUPKE Just tell it to the judge

RIFF Dear kindly Judge, your Honor My parents treat me rough With all their marijuana They won't give me a puff They didn't wanna have me But somehow I was had Leapin' lizards, that's why I'm so bad

SNOWBOY IMITATING JUDGE Right! Officer Krupke You're really a square This boy don't need a judge He needs an analyst's care It's just his neurosis That oughta be curbed He's psychologically disturbed

RIFF I'm disturbed

JETS We're disturbed, we're disturbed We're the most disturbed Like we're psychologically disturbed

SNOWBOY IMITATING JUDGE Hear ye, hear ye. In the opinion of this court, this child is depraved on account he ain't had a normal home.

RIFF Hey, I'm depraved on account I'm deprived!

SNOWBOY IMITATING JUDGE So take him to a headshrinker. You!

ACTION Who me?

RIFF My daddy beats my mommy My mommy clobbers me My grandpa is a commie My grandma pushes tea My sisters wears a moustache My brother wears a dress Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess

ACTION IMITATING HEADSHRINKER Yes, Officer Krupke He shouldn't be here This boy don't need a couch He needs a usefully career Society's played him a terrible trick And sociologically he's sick

RIFF I am sick!

JETS We are sick, we are sick We are sick sick sick Like we're sociologically sick<----------------(thats us alright!)

ACTION IMITATING HEADSHRINKER In my opinion, this child does not need to have his head shrunk at all. Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease.

RIFF Hey, I got a social disease!<-----------------(max has a social disease tee hee^_^)

ACTION IMITATING HEADSHRINKER So take him to a social worker

RIFF Dear kindly social worker They tell me get a job Like be a soda jerker Which means I'd be a slob It's not I'm antisocial I'm only anti-work Glory Osky, that's why I'm a jerk

A-RAB Eek, Officer Krupke You've done it again This boy don't need a job He needs a year in the pen It ain't just a question of misunderstood Deep down inside he's no good

RIFF I'm no good

JETS We're no good, we're no good We're no earthly good Like the best of us is no damn good

The trouble is he's lazy The trouble is he drinks The trouble is he's crazy The trouble is he stinks The trouble is he's growing The trouble is he's grown Krupke, we've got troubles of our own

Officer Krupke We're down on our knees

RIFF 'Cause no one wants a fella With a social disease

JETS Dear Officer Krupke What are we to do? Gee, Officer Krupke Krup you!

"Somewhere"

There's a place for us Somewhere a place for us Peace and quiet and open air Wait for us Somewhere

There's a time for us Some day a time for us Time together With time to spare Time to look Time to care Someday,

Somewhere We'll find a new way of living We'll find a way of forgiving Somewhere

There's a place for us A time and place for us Hold my hand And we're halfway there Hold my hand And I'll take you there Somehow Someday Somewhere

"A Boy Like That / I Have a Love"<---------------(at the time being now this is my song!)

ANITA A boy like that Who'd kill your brother Forget that boy And find another One of your own kind Stick to your own kind

A boy like that Will give you sorrow You'll meet another boy tomorrow One of your own kind Stick to your own kind

A boy who kills cannot love A boy who kills has no heart And he's the boy Who gets your love And gets your heart Very smart, Maria, very smart

A boy like that Wants one thing only And when he's done He'll leave you lonely He'll murder your love He murdered mine

Just wait and see Just wait Maria Just wait and see

MARIA Oh no Anita, no Anita no It isn't true, not for me It's true for you, not for me I hear your words And in my head I know they're smart But my heart, Anita But my heart Knows they're wrong

You should know better You were in love Or so you said You should know better

I have a love and it's all that I have Right or wrong, what else can I do? I love him, I'm his And everything he is I am too

I have a love, and it's all that I need Right or wrong,

and he needs me too I love him, we're one There's nothing to be done Not a thing I can do But hold him, hold him forever Be with him now, tomorrow And all of my life

MARIA & ANITA When love comes so strong There is no right or wrong Your love is your life.<---------------------(ahh*sigh* how true!)

More to come.......

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