...these are a few of my favorite things

Lurking in the dark recesses of my mind, there lives a MunKiE, a MunKiE named lou. lou has a lot of notebooks because lou is obsessive-compulsive and feels the need to record every-fucking-thing in the history of the world. he also feels it necessary to dwell on various and sundry random things that recur in my life. and before you now is the heretofore unseen "punkwitch's obsessions" notebook of said MunKiE...enjoy...and be afraid...be very afraid...they let me roam free

first and foremost, i am a child of the eighties. i grew up in the days of the original nintendo...when mario was just 2d and didn't make you dizzy to play. therefore, i have several obsessions that are rooted in that time...
*boy goerge and culture club...they are the shit man
*(cough) hair bands (cough)...though i wouldn't admit it much in public to everyone, i just love poison and acdc and shit like that. what can i say? it's a weakness. (as you can guess, i am fucking thrilled that guns-n-roses is back.)
*all 80s cartoons...ie thundercats, transformers, strawberry shortcake, anything eighties...she-ra is my main bitch!
*the REAL nintendo...none of that 64 shit, though i do own one...and thank you nintendo for making game boy advance with all the old game graphics...you guys are unoriginal and cover artists but dammit, i love ya for it
*punky brewster...short lil eighties punk grrl...plus, have you SEEN soleil moon frye lately...omg...SHE grew up goood
*accesories...okay...i know...those plastic sparkly bracelets were a little tacky, but weren't they just a little cute too?...does anybody else remember those plastic chain link necklaces with the charms...oh man those rocked...
*david bowie...ok...he IS still around, but i mention him here because labyrinth is the reason i am obsessed...was that not one of the coolest movies EVER to be created or is that just me that thinks so?

ummm...okie...let's see...music...
*sublime...lovin it's what i got...they are the fucking coolest punk dudes ever to walk...bradley nowell was a fucking genius and he is missed...*love wherever and whoever you are man*
*Courtney Love and Hole...has there ever been a chick rocker that umm...rocked so damn much?
*Kurt Cobain and Nirvana...the aforementioned rocking chick's late hubby...again...he is missed...some may say he was just a druggie grunge punk from seattle...but let them listen to Nirvana MTV Unplugged...can they sing like that?...i think not
*Madonna...cool chick from way back...holdover from the 80's baby syndrome...she will rock forever...and is it just me, or does she keep getting younger and younger?..."shanti/ashtangi"...dear goddess i can sing it in hindi
*Melissa Etheridge...would any self-respecting lesbian say any less...but seriously...she is just fucking talented...and that she's a lesbian is just a big ol' heaping side order of luck for the community
*Soul Asylum, "Runaway Train"...no matter how many times i hear it, it just gets better...and man, lesbian though i am...if he still looks like he did in that video, I'D fuck him
*Harry Connick, Jr...mmm-mm-mmm...that damn cajun accent
*Marilyn Manson...ok...no this isn't just for shock value...i truly do love his work...and for those of you who just pass him off as another "shock rocker"...read his damn lyrics sometime or watch the "Politically Incorrect" that he was on...intelligence is not inherently tied to belief in xianity
*Litefoot...Cherokee rapper and very cool
*The Doors...omg, Jim Morrison is a god (bacchus i think lol), and while i'm at it, lemme just say Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix...i am a flower child born too late
*Ravi Shankar...sitars and indian music

Books and Authors....yeah baby...
*Sherman Alexie...the best damn Native American author on the planet...
*Anne Rice...omg...that woman...am i the only one that's in fucking love with lestat...damn...oh, and belinda oh yeah
*The Hobbit...and all of the Lord of the Rings...Tolkien is a master
*the Heroes in Hell series...usually edited by janet morris...some phucked up books man...
*Harriet the Spy...an absolute must read for anyone
*Are You There God? It's Me Margaret...gimme a break, i'm a girl...we get it foisted upon us by nervous adults thinking it will be an education...then we discover that it's just a damn good book...
*anything by Roald Dahl...most especially The BFG
*Miss Hickory...my 3rd grade teacher read it to us...it was cool as hell...a little freaky when surveyed through the eyes of an adult...kinda childs play like only with a good doll...
*Scott Cunningham...the grand guru for all solitary Wiccans
*Rod McKuen...love that man...trying so hard to get all his books, and man is it hard...lp's anyone?
*Eugene Walter...writer and all-around cool guy from mobile...unfortunately, he has passed from our realm...you could do worse than read his stuff
*Sharyn McCrumb...the appalachian novels are my favorites, but her mysteries rock as well
*Amy Tan
*Kurt Vonnegut...cat's cradle rocked of course...everything he writes does
*Stephen King...especially the dark half, the talisman, black house, from a buick 8, misery...ummm, ok all of them lol
...hmm...i think i'll spare you...this section could go on for days and will in fact be added to as time goes on...

Movies...
*anything with Angelina Jolie...girl interupted, foxfire, hmmm...anygoddam thing....i was fucking thrilled when i saw the ads for tomb raider
*Hackers...hehe animostic diva knows ALLL about that one
*Matilda...roald dahl is just the man
*When Night Is Falling...lesbian flick extrordinaire
*The Never-Ending Story
*Return to Oz...fariuza balk WAAAY back when
*The Craft...did you expect any less?
*all of the movies with jay and silent bob..."adventure, excitement, a jedi craves not these things"...whoohoo baby...yeah
*The Matrix...keanu reeves is damn good in that one...and omg...the chick...mmmm
*The Devil's Advocate...freaky yes...but cool as hell...OH YEAH...it will fuck your head UP the first time...that scene in the dressing room...oh lawd...al pacino
*The Fifth Element...mila jovavich...mm-hmm...yeah..it rocks
*poison ivy...cheesy and a bit tacky...yeah, i'll admit it...but sara gilbert and drew barrymore in the same flick...hmmm
*philadelphia...the opera scene?...how could you not just adore it
*labyrinth...a fucking masterpiece
*kill bill...bloody, yes, but come on, it's theater of the absurd...how could you not love it?
*secret window
*star trek...all of em
*godspell...the hippie-ass flower child version that is

TV
*Xena, Warrior Princess...oh, was i one mad lil lesbian grrl when i heard it was going off...arrgghhh...as a matter of fact, the rerun of the very last episode is playing as i type...*waves sadly*bye xena...but hehe...i have the catalog...all the seasons on tape...yay
*Are You Being Served?...a BBC sitcom...comes on PBS here...funny as hell
*Facts of Life reruns...yeah, i know...but i told you i was a child of the eighties...i also love any other sitcoms from then...and you know what...i like the older ones too...brady bunch...anything...
*My So-Called Life...i despised abc for taking it off the air...i had the damn thing on tape, but i have lost them...thankfully they are sold online hehe
*Star Trek!!...whoo hoo
*Quantum Leap...just put it out on dvd too...yay!
umm...if i think of anything else, i'll put in here...but i dont really watch tv that much...truly...books and the puter take my time...

Cartoons...yes, they have they're own section
*all eighties toons
*the angry beavers
*rugrats...chuckie is my man...he is so me when i was little minus the smart mouth
*courage the cowardly dog...the chicken from outer space (original courage in action) and the fred the freaky barber episode...omg...i almost spit coke out my nose...
*winnie-the-pooh
*cheesy type anime...sailor moon, pokemon, that kinda shit...although i'll admit to a liking of the erotic anime *slg*
*darkwing duck
*blue's clues...no lie...i'll watch that shit all day...that damn dog is so fucking cute!
*rocko's modern life

Miscellaneous
*turtles...its my sprit animal...love those guys...have about a million little figurines and junk around
*faeries
*dragons
*cheez-its
*eeyore
*books...no, really?
*Hindu religious art
*astronomy
*egypt
*ireland
*india
*new orleans
*pictures...i have so many goddam photos laying around!
*monkeys
*scrabble and trivial pursuit

ok...i think that's enough information for now...come back and check up sometime...i'll probably be adding, like, all the time when i realize what i have left off

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