"Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."
"There are several good protections against temptation but the worst is cowardice."
"Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it."
"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought they avoid."
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
"A lie gets half way around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
"I do no feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."
"I find the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."
"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems."
"Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you're usually right."
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
"If you are going through hell, keep going."
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
"When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world."
"I have not failed, I have just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
"An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered."
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
"There are only 2 ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them."
"Perfection is achieved not when there is nothing to add, but when there is nothing to take away."
"A witty saying proves nothing."
"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal."
"Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it."
"While we are postponing, life speeds by."
"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth."
"Reality is only an illusion, albeit a very persistant one."
"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." -Plato
"Plato was a bore." - Friedrih Nietzsche
"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." - Leo Tolstoy
"I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy." - Ernest Hemingway
"Hemingway was a jerk." - Harold Robbins
"The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time."
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."
"Sculpting is easy. You just chip away the stone that doesn't look like David."
"There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule, howsoever poor and witless. Observe the ass, for instance: his character is about perfect, he is the choicest spirit among all the humbler animals, yet see what ridicult has brought him to. Instead of feeling complimented when we are called an ass, we are left in doubt."
"LET US SWEAR WHILE WE MAY, FOR IN HEAVEN IT WON'T BE ALLOWED."
