"FAMILY"
Mr. Maclay: You're going to do what's right, Tara. Now, I'm taking you out of here before somebody does get killed. The girl belongs with her family. I hope that's clear to the rest of you.
Buffy: It is. You want her, Mr. Maclay? You can go ahead and take her. You just gotta go through me.
Mr. Maclay: What?
Buffy: You heard me. You wanna take Tara out of here against her will? You gotta come through me.
Dawn: And me.
Mr. Maclay: Is this a joke? I'm not gonna be threatened by two little girls.
Dawn: You don't wanna mess with us.
Buffy: She's a hair-puller.
Giles: And you're not just dealing with, uh, two.
Xander: You're dealing with all of us.
Spike: Except me.
Xander: Except Spike.
Spike: I don't care what happens.
Mr. Maclay: This is insane. You people have no right to interfere with Tara's affairs. We are her blood kin. Who the hell are you?
Buffy: We're family.
Donny: Dad. You, you gonna let 'em just... Tara, if you don't get in that car, I swear by God I will beat you down.
Xander: And I swear by your full and manly beard, you're gonna break something trying.
Beth: Well, I hope you'll all be happy hanging out with a disgusting demon.
Anya: Excuse me. What kind?
Beth: What?
Anya: What kind of demon is she? There's a lot of different kinds. Some are very, very evil. And some have been considered to be useful members of society.
Beth: Well, I-I ... what does it matter?
Mr. Maclay: Evil is evil.
Anya: Well, let's just narrow it down.
Spike: Oh. Why don't I make this simple? (He punches Tara and reels backwards in pain.) Ow.
Willow: Hey... hey.
Tara: He hit my nose.
Willow: And it hurt. Uh, him, I mean.
Buffy: And that only works on humans.
Spike: There's no demon in there. That's just a family legend, am I right? Just a bit of spin to keep the ladies in line. Oh, you're a piece of work. I like you.
"CHECKPOINT"
Lydia: I, uh, I... don't want a sword thrown at me, but, but, civilians, I- we're talking about children.
Buffy: We're talking about two very powerful witches and a thousand year old ex-demon.
Anya: Willow's a demon?!
Philip: The boy? No power there.
Buffy: The boy has clocked more field time than all of you combined. He's part of the unit.
Willow: That's Riley-speak.
Xander: I've clocked field time.
"I WAS MADE TO LOVE YOU"
Too many girls. I miss Oz. He'd get it. He wouldn't say anything, but he'd get it.
Xander
"THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD"
Is everyone here very stoned?
Spike
Funny. 'Cause I look around at this world you're so eager to be a part of, and all I see is six billion lunatics looking for the fastest ride out. Who's not crazy? Look around. Everyone's drinking, smoking, shooting up... shooting each other, or just plain screwing their brains out 'cause they don't want 'em anymore. I'm crazy? Honey, I'm the original one-eyed chicklet in the kingdom of the blind. 'Cause at least I admit the world makes me nuts.
Glory
"THE GIFT"
Anya: Pervert.
Xander: Other pervert.
I think I'm gonna live a long and silly life, and I'm not interested in doing that without you around.
Xander
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