The 411 on 911

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Basics

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For all of you who don't even know me, here's a crash course in my own personal evolution. Born as a small child like everyone else,I began life as a normal kid, kickin back, relaxing,lookin all cool, playin' some b-ball outside of the school, you know , all that jazz. But the world gave me a rude awakening to reality. I mostly grew up fast, in the hustle and bustle workings of our great capitalistic country. Up to this point I had figured, quite wrongly, that life was merely pain to be lived through. A little after my 16th b-day I had a little religious calamity I like to call "the awakening". Suddenly life wasn't so bad, beer tasted good and even Janet Jackson wasn't so ugly anymore.

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Music

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-I like all kinds of sound. I really dig punk right now. From the melodic tunes of (gag, i know) NOFX to harder sh!t, like Agnostic Front, and others, like you know, The Distillers, Drp Kck Mrphys, Misfits (who are undead and shall never die!), Nirvana, Rancid, of course Lars, Hepcat, Nekromantix, Leftover Crack, and Screeching Weasel.Besides Punk, I'm into grunge, such as Alice in Chains, Guns & Roses, and my f*ckin fav band, P-Jam. I like good hip hop, like Heiroglyphics, Blackstar, and Talib Kweli on his own. Besides that, other bands I snort like ear crack are H.I.M (a finnish death metal-love band,cool as dead penguin's blood), Sublime, Marley (greatest PIMP of all time, he even gets pimp capitalised), and occasionaly I'll listen to Weezer's 2nd album, Pinkerton, and trust me, its much better than the album about hashpipes and islands.Thats bout the gist of my musical tastes. If you don't agree with me, you can cram the monitor you're lookin' at up your @ss.And please qoute me.

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Dislikes

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-I hate when people catorgorize others or even themselves. All this lame @ss bullsh!t about "preps" and "skaters" and "punks" is america's new racism.Its about as childish as picking your fav teletubby. And its annoying, so dont talk to me and use the words "prep" or "punk". People are individuals, and can't be catorgorized in a single word.

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Likes

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-SWM looking for attractive 40-something MBF to enjoy.I enjoy golfing, I like long walks on the beach, fishing naked, and watching jeopardy while eating animal feces. Give me a call 1-410-268-5555..........but seriously, Im pretty easy to please. I just need the pipe, the people and the party. I like skatin' round this crappy little city, I enjoy making fun of old people, stealing shopping carts, burning things, and causing a generalized panic in my neighborhood. I like people who arent stupid, have a sense of humor, and aren't trapped in a catorgorized-cardboard box forementionedin the above.I like girls. Believe it or not, I do.But i'm pretty selective, so any girl with an I.Q. under 70, lemme alone.That says hardly enough and too much at the same time.....

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Pet peeves

(if you dont know what they are, bang your head on the monitor until you brain falls out your nose)-People who repeat the same DAMN thing over and over again,ex."That sounds like a wager.".Lesbians.The little people in The Wizard of Oz.Cats.Black cats.Smoking.Driving while drunk.The Police.Online games.People who spend hours on online games.Guys that cheat on girls.Period.

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