1) The person who rolls the joint (no matter whose weed it is) gets to spark up the joint and get first hits
2) If someone rolls a nice joint, its good to give the person a complement on his rolling skills
3) If someone starts bogarting the bowl and starts using the excuse that its okay for him to bogart it since it's his weed, this is definitely not cool. The punishment depends on the quality of the weed and how much he put in. (If it was real crappy and he was real cheap with it, then you you fuck with the person)
4) If someone is too palsy to light the bowl (due to being too stoned or there just too dam stupid) then they must relinquish control of the lighter to someone more stable to get it lit. <-- This does not mean the person who lights gets a free hit, this privilege tends to get abused since the palsy person just took a hit the non-palsy person will assume he can have a hit even though they never have or share their weed
5) If someone is too palsy that they blow into the bowl and blow all the shit on the floor, this person must be fucked with or in my crowds rule everyone hits them and the person gets skipped on their next hit (unless it was his stuff)
6) If you smoke with someone in your house, you should let them eat some munchy food you may have lying around
7) Do not, while stoned and sucking nitrous oxide out of a balloon, in the presence of two bongs, abruptly decide to stand on your head, as you may topple over, spilling both bongs and getting bongwater all over the carpet.
8) If someone who'se smoked asks for a sip of your soda, you must give him some.. (Cottonmouth sucks)
9) If smoking from a bowl or a joint, never put the whole thing in your mouth and get it all sopping wet.. its disgusting and it messes up the joint.
10) If your smoking from a bong and there's not enough in the bowl for a whole other hit, you should save the smoke in the chamber for the next person..(don't let go of the shotty or 'carb' and take it all yourself)
11) Never bogart
12) Never bitch about someone else's weed being no good, If you don't like it don't smoke it
13) If a friend gets you high sometime in the future you need to get that friend high
14) Thou shalt not turn down a smoke
15) If you buy weed from a friend or a friend of a friend, it is polite to roll a joint, (a small one, if you wish) or "pack a bowl" and smoke with the person who sells you the stuff
16) It is very impolite to hand someone an kicked bowl, without notifying that person of it's possible kicked-ness. A proper warning would be 'Here ya go...I think it might be kicked
17) Always remember to thank a person who has gotten you high. I know it sounds silly, but I know people who never say thanks and it gets a little annoying.
18) The person who brought the bud picks the music.
19) When using a bong, don't slobber all over it.
20) Again, when using a bong or bowl, don't blow out the ashes, unless that's what the "homeowner" does.
21) Never go to someone's house expecting them to get you high. Of course, there are exceptions to this rule like in rule #13
22) If you spill the bong, clean it up(And don't forget to put water back in it)
23) When the roach gets too small, if someone has a problem with it, it is common courtesy here to put the roach in a bowl and finish it that way.. that way the people who don't mind burning their fingers don't get it all.
