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The V8 Juice Conspiracy

2/26/02
Once again I have figured it out. This one only took me three days. The motor oil is a bi-product from Penzoil that is being sold at a low price to the V8 people. Easier than paying workers to pick tomatoes, right? Man, I'm good.


2/23/02
V8 Juice is actually motor oil. The manufactuers just add red food coloring to make it look real. There is no tomato, just deadly compounds. I will try to discover why the manufactuers are doing this.

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