6/2/04
The cows are coming; they are giant mutant freaky cows with sunproof feet! These cows will dominate over the puny cows I previously discovered. George Bush has paid the Iraqi people to feed their cows a special mutant mix created by the American Government. I currently do know that they live under the earth, the only problem is that I don't know where. More to come, or not.
Thank you to Derrick and Jordan, who wrote this conspiracy.
