This one was pure genius. It took me months to crack it, but i finally did it. I bring you "The Stapler Conspiracy".
4/10/02
I have found out why Dick Cheney is making staplers into airplanes. When the colorclouds (See the Colorcloud Conspiracy) finally destroy the ozone layer, George Bush plans to send these jets out to recover survivors so they can be enslaved. How disgusting. Please be aware, if your stapler does not have a "747" on front, it is not an airplane... yet. Keep all staplers out of the hands of government officials.
2/26/02
The culprit has been found. He is no other then Dick Cheney, Bush's loyal companion. I am beginning to find a direct connection between the Stapler Conspiracy and the George Bush Conspiracy. I'll keep you posted.
2/23/02
Look at a stapler head on. You will observe that the numbers "747" are printed on the front. Please note that these numbers are the same as a 747 Boeing - a type of jet. Noticing the simalarity, it can mean only one thing - staplers are actually small jets.
I am still trying to find the culprit who has mislead us all of these years and what his motivation is, and I will post this information as soon as I can.
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