1. Is your hair an unnatural color/style?
2. Are you tattooed/pierced?
3. Would you like very much to be tattooed/pierced? Or get more tattoos/piercings?
4. Does your wardrobe include safety pins?
5. Electrical tape?
6. Jeans covered in marker scribbles?
7. Black t-shirts with offensive/witty/retarded sayings?
8. Fishnet?
9. Do those fishnet tights turn into a shirt if you cut a hole in the crotch?
10. Do you occasionally wear black makeup?
11. More importantly, do you forget to take it off before passing out at night?
12. Are you never quite pale enough?
13. How about self-inflicted scars? Any of those?
14. Do you have way too many bracelets and/or necklaces?
15. Ever wake up with weird marks from sleeping on the bracelets and/or necklaces?

Prying Your Mind Open

16. Are you a Unitarian Universalist?
17. A Buddhist?
18. A Wiccan/Pagan/Other Form of Tree-Hugging Hippie?
19. A Satanist?
20. Do you not actually practice your chosen religion?
21. Do you despise humanity?
22. But like kitty-kitties a whole really lot?
23. Does philosophy interest you?
24. Religion?
25. Fucked-up science like Schroedinger's Cat?
26. Are you actually familiar with Schroedinger's Cat?
27. Did the reference to Schroedinger's Cat make you think of a web comic?
28. Are you pretty open-minded sexually?
29. Are you frighteningly, disturbingly open-minded seuxally?
30. Are you often suicidal, masochistic, or depressed?
31. Are you often insanely happy and perky?
32. Do you swing back and forth between these two moods?
33. Do you consider yourself, in any way, an artist?

Fun & Games I

34. Is scaring/stalking people a hobby?
35. How about chewing on them?
36. Do you rock ass at Super Smash Bros.?
37. Do you sing when you're bored?
38. Do you play with sharp things?
39. Have you spent money on quality sharp things?
40. Is sleep deprivation an enjoyable activity?

Fun & Games II. Have you ever...

41. Attempted to catch fish with your skirt?
42. Played "The Game"?
43. Been to Novi?
44. Been to a UU Con?
45. Made stop motion animal cracker pornography?
46. Made stop motion art films?
47. Played in a rainstorm?
48. Dressed Richard in drag?
49. PHUUFed?
50. Been PHUUFed?
51. Set various things on fire to see what would happen?
52. Dyed your hair?
53. Dyed your pets?
54. Hated Roscommon/Higgins Lake/St. Helen?
55. Played the Orange Game?

Check all of the following that you consider God.

56. David Mack
57. Clive Barker
58. Stephen King
59. Marilyn Manson
60. Trent Reznor
61. Roland the Gunslinger
62. The Endless
63. Johnen Vasquez
64. Kevin Smith
65. Tim Burton
66. Baz Luhrmann
67. Tom Waits
68. Neil Gaiman
69. Tori Amos
70. Allen Ginsberg
71. Dir en Grey
72. Malice Mizer

Geekdom

73. Do you watch way too much anime?
74. Do you devote way too much time to finding yaoi for the anime?
75. How about sci-fi? Into that much?
76. How about horror?

More Geekdom. Check all that you've seen/read/whatever

77. Any episode of Ranma 1/2 (or manga)
78. Any episode of Tenchi Muyo (or manga)
79. Any Star Wars
80. Was this partly just for Ewan McGregor?
81. The Evil Dead trilogy
82. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
83. The Lord of the Rings
84. Lots of comic books
85. Yaoi/yuri websites
86. Do you have pocket bishonen/bishoujo/seibutsu?
87. Love J-rock?
88. Love J-rock to a really scary degree?
89. Have you ever been to a sci-fi/anime convention?
90. Did you dress up for it?

Random Bullshit

91. Can you sing most of the songs from Moulin Rouge?
92. Are you a Mindless Self Indulgence fan?
93. Are you on any sort of antidepressants?
94. Monkey are knowing talk of monkey?
95. Monkey are regularly carrying on conversations in talk of monkey?
96. Do you love Choo-Choo Bear?
97. Do most people suck compared to your friends?
98. Do you fucking swear too much, god damn it?
99. Are you familiar with a lot of personality disorders?
100. Can you name a friend for most major personality disorders?
101. Have you ever been called a freak?
102. And wished they could come up with something more original?
103. Is gay sex hot?
104. Are gay guys adorable?
105. Do you spend a lot of time online looking at porn?
106. Or pictures of dead bodies?
107. Have you read the Satanic Bible?

Recognize The Quote?

108. "Kiss the baby, pogo"
109. "Just another fly on evil's windshield"
110. "Monkey love monkey friends"
111. "The vengeance of heaven is slow but sure"
112. "You must die! I alone am best!"
113. "All the bitches love me cause they know that I can rock"
114. "Your pussy is acting suspicious"
115. "You have forgotten the face of your father"
116. "Make internet go work now!"
117. "Ying ying ying ying, woo woo woooooo"
118. "Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow."
119. "Belizian spatula midgets"
120. "Floyd wants to come over and see you"
121. "SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGUAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD"

Good going!