Pick Up Lines
Cheap Pick up lines, everyone's heard them a few use them. If you've got any good ones please share.
"I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?"
"Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I fell
for you."
"I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out."
"Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in
Heaven."
"Hey lady, those are some nice clothes, can I talk you out of them?"
"How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?"
"Is your dad a terrorist? Cause baby your da bomb!"
"Want to play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay
back while You blow the hell out of me.***KING***"
"If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful."
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?"
"I lost my number.... can I have yours?"
"If you and I were both squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?"
"Did you use windex on your pant? Cause I can see myself in them"
"Hey, I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but I am the only one talking to you"
"Was your father a thief? 'Cause I saw him stealing candy from a K-Mart once."
"Did you know that your body if 90% water? By the way, I'm Jewish. Do you like baseball?"
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