Life's a Bitch...and so are WE!

LIFE's A BITCH

...and so are we!

LAURA'S SIDE
(as of 4/14/02)


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Last week sucked ass (tests and shit) but the weekend rocked.

My dad and his Russian bride Tanya came, and we had a nice outing. We went to the Atlanta Bread Company for lunch, and then we went to the "ghetto" Greenville Mall, where Tanya decided to buy a parakeet ("Petrushka") and then we went to Lemon Grass for Thai (mmmmm Green Curry . . .), and then the Marble Slab for Ice Cream. I was stuffed as hell, so we walked downtown to burn the cals.

Saturday night, I went to the most nerdcore party this (hot) upperclassman was having. It was a book exchange party, and the guy was making smoothies (no beer :). But anyway, "Don Juan" was there, and I have good news--there's a 85% chance he may be straight!! I was talking to him, and he was a) talking about getting married and naming his first daughter Meadow (go figure), and b) that he has 3 sisters, and that explains a lot about how he knows a lot of about clothes and is good with the ladies.

Today kinda sucked though. I went to sleep at 3 am, and woke up at 9 am to meet my dad for breakfast, and I was so tired that when I was driving back, I think I left my keys at the hotel. I pat my pockets and search my purse for them, so I drive back and start searching for my keys, and when I can't find them, my dad is like "uhhh . . . you couldn't have driven away if you didn't have your keys. I was sooo pissed off at myself. I spent the day trying to get my watch band fixed and do my HW.

If you never hear from me again, I have probably thrown myself out the window due to bombing my socio exam (it's what you have always wanted CANDICE!!!) Oh, Natalie, I DLed Ladies Night. I loved that song :)


DID YOU KNOW THAT?

This is where I post an interesting fact for the week. I know, I know. . .there is all this "shit for the week", but I like new dirt every week like I like getting my People Magazine every Monday. . .
  • Fruit Snacks are cheaper at Wal-Mart (if only they made "Fruit by the Mile (that 3 feet shit just isn't good enough)

My pic of the week--BETTY CROCKER!

She hides in dark alleys, getting hooked kids hooked on fruit snacks. She's the force behind the drug problem


Ok, she asked for it, so HERE IT IS! THE CANDICE IS AN EVIL BITCH section!

Ok, she will NOT be forgiven for this!!!!! I mean, there was no rhyme or reason for it. One night, when just walk into the room, and then she pushes me out the door and locks me out OF MY OWN FRIKKIN ROOM! As if THAT wasn't bad enough, Courtney happened to be walking by and she slapped my ass! Thank's a lot Candice grrrrrrrrr . . . I hope you are proud that the whole world knows how much of a bitch you really are!


Well, that's what's going on with me :). Dont forget to bow to Mommy's Princess (below) before leaving . . .

"Be well, do good work, and keep in touch." - Garrison Keillor, Writer's Almanac

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These are the weekly journals of Laura and Natalie. Here we will discuss our intelligent--and often sarcastic thoughts--on life and the people/things that we love and hate. We invite you to read with an open mind. Once we get our sorry act together there will be more to come...possibilities listed further down.


**Quotes of the Week**

"...if people can`t love and accept you for who you are on the inside then they can go to hell.There are too many people out there that can`t see past how tall a person is, or how attractive they are, or how much money they have. "
- Kevin the Great

"...well. . .he is probably dancing around his room listening to MMMbop in a pink halter top and go go boots."
- Laura, concerning an ass wipe that doesn't deserve to function in society


***Hot Guy of the Week***

Laura's Choice :

Match.com has served me well

I found this nice looking gentleman on match.com. If I did not have to pay a frikkin fee to email, I would definitely drop him a line. He seems like the quiet artistic type which I find very appealing.

Poke the Devil to go see Hot Guys of previous weeks.



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NATALIE'S SIDE

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April 14, 2002

Oh my God....did I just eat that much icecream?? Eeeeep. But..it was worth it. Havn't had icecream in ages....And I just lost some weight too so it's ALL COOL! This week has been a lil stressful with school and what not - but it ended awesome. I got the job for Wachovia which will pull in almost $400 a week (in addition i'll be waiting tables pulling in another $150) so I'm gonna be rollin this summer. Also I just found out that I have almost $3000 hidden away for when I turned 18. Wow....VERY GOOD end for the week hehehe.

I hooked up my graphics tablet so i'm gonna start an oekaki page for all of them...cause when I do them I spend hours on them and they deserve their own page dammit! My friend Danielle just got a job as a waitress, so i'm gonna sit back and wait for it to get to her....cause it will hit you someday...it always does.

Well i'm glad to hear that Laura's boi interest isn't gay...though...he might just be in denial (not the river that ran red in Egypt). I'm still tryin to convince her to go to school here in Ga...SC does evil things to people...trust me!!! At least she now realizes there are good guys out in the world, it took a super awesome dude like Kev to proove it.

Speakin of which, adding a new section instead of my top ten - "Kevin's Words of Wisdom" to inspire those who need some hope out there...or just a smack of reality.

Ok well, I've now finished my ice cream - so I will end this journal entry. Oh! Download suggestion for today is to download....some American Head Charge (heavy) or Ladies Night (Missy + Lefy Eye + Lil Kim). Aight my loves, i'm out. Represent Shawty!

Kisses and Kaboodles!

<3 Natalie (April 14 9:30 p.m.)


My Pic for the week

"My All"


Another Oekaki done for Kevin. Has quotes from Mariah Carey's "My All"

Baby, can you feel me
Imagining I'm looking in your eyes
I can see you clearly
Vividly emblazoned in my mind
And yet you're so far
Like a distant star
I'm wishing on tonight


Kevin's Words of Wisdom

Never hate for no reason.

Never love for no reason.

Never throw the term love around or your gonna wind up hurting someone.

Accept people for who they are - Don`t worry about whether or not they have money or if they`re good looking. See past all the bullshit and learn who they are on the inside. If you don`t do that you`ll never have a true friend.

A true friend is someone who will stand by your side no matter what, they will tell you when you’re wrong, and prolly keep your dumbass out of trouble. Friends like that are hard to find in these fucked up days.

Never save anything for a special occasion, if you really love someone tell them because in the blink of an eye they could be taken away from you forever.

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Love, with our slightly insane hearts,

Laura-san

and

Natalie-san