Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better than Sex

• 10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
• 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
• 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
• 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
• 6. Its OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you ARE someone else.
• 5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
• 4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
• 3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
• 2. Less guilt the next morning.
• AND....
• 1. You can do the whole neighborhood!!!