TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF, AREN'T:
- 10. Damn, my shaft is bent.
- 9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
- 8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
- 7. Look at the size of his putter.
- 6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
- 5. Mind if I join your threesome?
- 4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
- 3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
- 2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.
- And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn't; ;
- 1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first!!!