Almost like a mysterious look into the past, these are the archives here at Bath Tub Monkeys. just be careful not to mess anything up. oh look! a mysterious link back to the other page!
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yesterday:feb/28/02
i says to the duck, i says "duck... when will the dollmaker be updated?" and the duck says back to me, he says "the dollmaker has just been updated!". so i says back to duck, i says "duck, when will the layout be changed?" and the duck says back "the layout has just been updated!"
the duck has been welcomed to our home because, as you see, this is v2:the water. and what more fun is there then pure water? DUCKS AND WATER! don't worry, mr.tub monkey is sill here. anyways, more changes soon!!
yesterday:feb/27/02
now updated for your amusement: the dollmaker! yes that's right folks! 31 new-and-exciting props to use and abuse! [most of them are black, baggy, or black and baggy!] still working on the layout thingy-ma-bob [sad fact alert: i've been working on this new layout for about a week]. [i smell cheese]
-later-
yesterday:feb/25/02
i've been a bit lazy [sleep+food=lazyness] over the past week.. meh.. that has changed! i have redone the index pages layout, and i'm working on the actual site now. dollmaker should be updated soon [if i can find some good props], my nachos are cold [stupid damn nachos!], and one more thing, WE KICK THE U.S.'s BUTTS IN HOCKEY! WEEE!! [i'm from canada! hear me roar!]
-later-
yesterday:feb/19/02
hello my funky munky friends! and a special thanks to kelly from forever brat
for being the first person to email me about the site! wee! i feel special! so special infact, that i updated like crazy! more dollz in the gallery, a few more pets in the s.a.c and the dollmaker has many more props! weee! i'm eatting old valentines candy.. the only good thing about the holiday.. anyways, i'm gonna have to go.. seriously, i have to clean my room.. no i can't stay just another few minutes.. -later-
yesterday:feb/18/02
weee! everyone should LOOOOOOVE me! i had no [insert negative adjective here] homework! whoo-hoo! so i spent the time i was suppose to be cleaning my room updating the site! dollmaker is updated! LOVE ME! gotta go..
yesterday:feb/17/02
greetings earthlings! after i tell you my newest news, you will accept ME as your leader! muahaha! i have added the area vortex doll maker to the site! even though there is only 13 props right now, soon, there will be millions! [ok, maybe not millions, but a lot]! click here to view it!
Also:more pets were added to the s.a.c... check them out today!
yesterday:feb/15/02
man, i feel so sick from eating so much candy.. urgh.. anyways, so far i have added a guestbook. plez leave me messages. i like messages. muahahaha. i've offically decided that i'm addicted to root beer. so tasty. mmmmm.. root beer..
LATE BREAKING NEWS!: i got my scanner/printer/digital camera set up on my computer!! whoo-hoo! some lame pictures are already up, but more are expected to arrive sometime.. :)
yesterday:feb/14/02
HAPPY PATHETIC DAY OF LOVE! purely pathetic.. in other news, today i got commented on my pop-can tab necklace... whoo-hoo! adding more dolls to the doll gallery...
update:added more dolls to the doll gallery...
yesterday:feb/13/02
added doll gallery.. more later..
yesterday:feb/11/02
heylo everyone! just updated the .s.a.c.! more delightful pets for you to take and spread the joy throughout the internet! what fun! if you haven't done so already today, please vote for me by clicking the link below. this will improve quality of life for everyone that visits here! can't tell you why yet, it's a secret. click click click........click!..
still yesterday:feb/10/02
just updated a lot! i added a new page, .S.A.C.! check it out! evil stuff and stuff! anyways, gotta go do homework/eat food..
yesterday:feb/10/02
dance sucked. that's all i have to say..
well if you insist. it really sucked. bad music. *shudder*. the only good thing was when it was over.. then we (we=people that i know) went for coffee. i don't drink coffee. it supposedly stunts your growth, and that is one luxury i cannot afford. meh..
updated: removed for your personal enjoyment, rant page! in considering what to right on my rant page, i realized that i do most of my ranting on this, the main page. therefore the rant.html page has been replaced with thepast.html, a page of history on the site. please enjoy.
yesterday:feb/7/02
YAY! i'm better! guess what's tonight! the stupid-valentine's-day-dance-at-school! it's going to be so much crap! but people are going, at at least with people, it will be almost fun.. maybe we can get them to play GOOD music for a change.. anyways, gotta go for a pee.. be back later... plan to update a lot tonight, cause guess what! I'm BORED OUTTA MY FREAKIN MIND!! yay! i get to sleep in tomorra!
yesterday:jan/31/02
yeah.. i don't really feel like righting much now. i've been sick for about 3 days now. i feel like crap... yeah.. so i might not be able to update this for a while. but that shouldn't matter cause i'm like the only one that's reading this. it's fun talking to yourself.
yesterday:jan/28/02
"what the hell is with your mood. eat some sugar or something this morning?"
life sucks. except for the web. the web rocks. like stone. i'm sick AGAIN. what the hell is this? "look at that nice, healthy human! lets make her miserable because she did nothing to us! muahahah" that's what the flu germs are saying behind my back. EEEEVIL!! all of you! every single one of you..
in other news: the site is finally up even though there's not really much here. good ol'angelfire. that will soon change.. (muahaha) registering domain name! weehaa! finally. the server is already up! just waiting for the domain name and we should be up and running! yay!
in other other news: my ass is big.
