SMIRNOFF!!! NACHO!!! GLASS THROWING!!! TACO DIP THROWING!!! EWWWWWWWW! THE TRASH CAN!!!
The story of the night, well there are two. Not only did Heidi try to fall asleep backwards with her head in the sink (which would have been impossible), but she wrestled me for the last Smirnoff. I didn't actually want it, but I knew that she was already going WOO WOO, so in the middle of a party of a good 500 people she was screaming that the last Smirnoff was hers. Luckily, Heidi won her last bottle of the night.
September 29th, 2002 Two Nights in a Row
I was told Heidi made out with a bunch of guys. Surprising! She was quite the commedienne. She banged her head on the back wall, on her bed, and on the floor. Again, she had fun in the bathroom. That seems to be her after-drunken-hours hangout. She washed her hands backwards than used the hand dryer for her own non-sober fun. She's also quite the singer. When she asked me what movie I went to, I said Sweet Home Alabama. Then she said, PLAY IT! She wanted to play a lot of things that night.
October 4th, 5th and 6th, 2002
This weekend was spent in Storm Lake. It was an odd sort of a weekend. Friday night the boys we were visiting got busted. Mr. Smirnoff found his way to a table out in their lounge which was then found by Natalie Portman and her Portly suitor who proceeded to write up the people we were visiting. Heidi was found dancing with a very short fellow...I can barely type that without laughing my way into convulsions. On Saturday we drove a lot. We jumped on a trampoline and ate some Perkins. Heidi showered in my home shower and met my friends...namely Hot Jon whom we love. Then we went back and enjoyed what was left of our night. Heidi enjoyed it more than most. She ended up in one of my friend from home's bed. She accused me of lying to her because she was drunk and I could get away with it. She is definitely an alert drunk. She was doing some acrobatics and knocked over a Two Dog...that was when we determined that it was bed time. Sunday we sat around and slept until late. Showered, then drove home.
October 10th, 2002 POLICE, OPEN UP!
Knock, knock, knock. Police, open up!!! I was up very late this night, working on my degree program. Why? I dunno...I was just up. Elimidate was on for awhile too. Anyways, I heard the knocking. It wasn't on my door, it was on the bathroom door. So I ran into the hallway and the cops told me that some guy had punched a glass window and two girls had cleaned it up. Apparently, he had lost a lot of blood and if he wasn't at the hospital, he was passed out. Not to worry, Heidi(whom had woken up) and I ran down to 7th, there was Steve. He hadn't punched any glass so he continued the trek with us. Down to ground, main, ground then back up to 8th. We saw the blood, but that was about all. Then we went to bed.
October 11th, 2002
Have you ever left an answering maching message to yourself? Well you should because then the next few days are very humorous. The point of the night was to go out party hopping and we were well on our way. Then a crazy Canadian decided to jump off the walkway...about 9 or 10 feet. He shattered his heal. Heidi was the caretaker all night long. Even when she was past the point of sobriety, she still wanted to take care of people. So we ended up staying in the dorms. There was drinking, banging on the floor, and a lot of running around. I lost Heidi multiple times that night, luckily she has plenty of caretakers, and the next morning she was nearby, safe and sound.
October 13th, 2002
Heidi has West Nile...and hates all Asian chemists. That's all. No big deal.
