These are all Chris's theorys

JFK: here is my theory about JFK. the reason why jfk was assassinated is because he knew aliens lived under flordia and the next president that gets assassinated in 2006 the aliens will rise up and try to conquer the entire world.

Mcdonalds: the only reason why mcdonalds is everywhere is because under every mcdonalds is an army of Ronald Mcdonald robots. and they will also try to take over the world.

The Sweedish Mounties: The sweedish mounties are a bunch of people who will conquer the aliens and mcdonald robots.

Stupid:

(1)People Are Stupid

A.You are stupid

B.I am stupid

C.Everybody else is stupid

(2)There are two types of (stupid) people:

A.those who are aware of the fact that People Are

Stupid

B.Those who are oblivious to this fact

(3)Those who are aware of Stupidity have an

A.They can more effectively deal with the

B.They can be on guard against their own stupidity

(4)Everyone should be understanding of the

A.Since I am stupid, I should forgive others who are

stupid

B.Because Stupidity is a part of the human

condition, it cannot be helped