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Poetry, Stories, and facts the I just happen to Like.

Funky Pages That are Worth Visiting

Go here and click LarryCarlson.com press enter
POKE THE BUNNY!!!!!
Learn the Truth about Herb
Do the Froggy Dance with kErmit
Sad and Adorable (not for those who are cat haters)
Stoned on Sesameyah Street
Stoned on Sesameya Street
Stoned on Sesamilla Street
All For the Cookie
Stoner Palace (though I disagree with some of the Etiquette Parts)
Online Beatle's Restaurant
Talk to John Lennon
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Rainbow Rave Brite
Bunny Hunter *tis crazy stuff*

Heres some facts about my heritage: When visiting Finland, Santa leaves his sleigh behind and rides on a goat named Ukko. Finnish folklore has it that Ukko is made of straw, but is strong enough to carry Santa Claus anyway.

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

I am now officially obsessed with SpiderMan So you may be seeing a page dedicated to the movie coming soon!

Just some random fears : Androphobia is a fear of men.
Caligynephobia is a fear of beautiful women.
Pentheraphobia is a fear of a mother-in-law.
Scopophobia is a fear of being looked at.
Phobophobia is a fear of fearing.
Mageiricophobia is the intense fear of having to cook.
Papaphobia is the fear of Popes.
Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive.
Clinophobia is the fear of beds.
For more phobias, check out the full list here:

Why Women Cry...
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining. I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly. I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart. I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly. And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed." "You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides." Please send this to all the beautiful women you know today in celebration of Women's History Month. If you do, something good will happen - You will boost another woman's self-esteem!

Here was something that happened on the Help Boards... (by the way thats where you will find me on neopets for alot of the time)
These were the guidlines someone gave me::: Tell me the most creative story reguarding this scenario! ***you walk in and you see a guy standing above a kacheek with an evil grin on his face...strawberries are all over the floor***
This is what I wrote for my story: Well you see, there was this Kacheek who just loved strawberries... so one day he went to pick a bunch even though he was grounded by his owner...
His owner noticed he was missing and knew exactly where he went. So the owner went to the strawberry patch dressed in a bear costume. He walked up to the kackeek and made the biggest "ROOOOOOAAAARRRR!!!" He could.
The kacheek ran all the way home with the basket of strawberries, but when he got to the door he opened it and flung himself onto the door, which caused the berrie to go flying everywhere. The owner then went back to the house, and entered through the back. he found the kacheek asleep on the floor surrounded by berries. he waited until the kacheek opened his eyes, and then the man stood over him with an evil grin on his face.
THE END!!!
Did you enjoy that story? I didn't win, mainly because it took so long to enter it (i'd like to believe) but i think it should have!

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All Who Are You Quizzes are now here :

This is the Greatest Symbol Ever!

I know I love the Grateful Dead, and I love all the DeadHeads out there, but still, some of these are funny, while others are just stupid. Here is the link to all the stupid DeadHead jokes