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LOVE STINKS 2003

PEPE'S LOVERS Ratz and Purr Oct 2002 Smokey and Amber Mar 23rd2002 Angel1653 and A1 Oct 23rd 1999 Julie and Steve Oct 9th 1998 Hate and Pelt May 3rd 2002 Kimber and Jason ????????? Strafe and Stormy ????????? Myst and Sir Feb 22nd 2002 White_wolf_for_you and Joiryder ????????? PEPE ANNOUNCES Happy Birthday to the following Willi November 6th lil_luvs November 12th MollyMonsta November 20th Dragonfiresage November 26th As Thanksgiving approaches I turn to things that i am Thankful for. Sometimes when life is bad it is hard to see the sun for the clouds we just have to remember it is there. Thanks to all my friends in chat. Thanks for reading Pepe Julie GEORGE WASHINGTON'S 1789 THANKSGIVING PROCLAMATION Whereas it is the duty of all nations to acknowledge the providence of Almighty God, to obey His will, to be grateful for His benefits, and humbly to implore His protection and favor; and Whereas both Houses of Congress have, by their joint committee, requested me "to recommend to the people of the United States a day of public thanksgiving and prayer, to be observed by acknowledging with grateful hearts the many and signal favors of Almighty God, especially by affording them an opportunity peaceably to establish a form of government for their safety and happiness:" Now, therefore, I do recommend and assign Thursday, the 26th day of November next, to be devoted by the people of these States to the service of that great and glorious Being who is the beneficent author of all the good that was, that is, or that will be; that we may then all unite in rendering unto Him our sincere and humble thanks for His kind care and protection of the people of this country previous to their becoming a nation; for the signal and manifold mercies and the favorable interpositions of His providence in the course and conclusion of the late war; for the great degree of tranquility, union, and plenty which we have since enjoyed; for the peaceable and rational manner in which we have been enable to establish constitutions of government for our safety and happiness, and particularly the national one now lately instituted' for the civil and religious liberty with which we are blessed, and the means we have of acquiring and diffusing useful knowledge; and, in general, for all the great and various favors which He has been pleased to confer upon us. And also that we may then unite in most humbly offering our prayers and supplications to the great Lord and Ruler of Nations and beseech Him to pardon our national and other transgressions; to enable us all, whether in public or private stations, to perform our several and relative duties properly and punctually; to render our National Government a blessing to all the people by constantly being a Government of wise, just, and constitutional laws, discreetly and faithfully executed and obeyed; to protect and guide all sovereigns and nations (especially such as have show kindness to us), and to bless them with good governments, peace, and concord; to promote the knowledge and practice of true religion and virtue, and the increase of science among them and us; and, generally to grant unto all mankind such a degree of temporal prosperity as He alone knows to be best. (signed) G. WASHINGTON

PEPE'S PICK MADDY First off I don't remember exactly how I ended up in LS1. I do know that I tried single parents and trivia rooms first and met a couple people there. What can I say about LS1...hmm....I was in LS3 for a while...don't remember which came first...I've met so many people between the 2 rooms, and frankly it's kept my sanity (what little of it there is). Since I don't recall how I got into LS1, I'll say why I stay and some of the experience's I've had. I've been in here since Oct of 1999, probably way too long. There was a time a few years ago when Daisy and the Pegs stalked me horribly, been so long ago I hardly remember why, but that's how I became a reg in 3...LS1 is my home away from home. The drama is sometimes overbearing, but the people can make it worthwhile, besides I always got iggy. I don't get mentioned much in stuff, but I'm okay with that ;) Besides winning most likely to show skin by a female and beating even persy in votes ha ha ! ! Over the years Ls1 has changed and so have a lot of the regs, but nonetheless I keep coming back. The abundance of dry humor and sarcasm is what keeps my mind off problems in the so called "real world". I've met so many people in here and I have to admit I'm closer with them than many of the people I've known that live by me for the past 10 years. I don't want to be longwinded, and I don't know what else to say, so I'll end it here...I love you all :X muahhhh Jamielyn Choose Pepe's Next Pick. Tell him who & why HERE Ask Hamela Dear Hamela, I’m embarrassed by all the chat sock talk in chat. Is it just me or do other people feel it’s inappropriate? Although I do enjoy using my chat sock frequently, I don’t feel it’s something to speak publicly about. I mean its masturbation! We’re not supposed to discuss that in public. I respect your opinions and would really appreciate your input on the subject. Am I rightfully offended or should I loosen up? Yours truly, Closet Sock Dear Closet Sock, In my humble opinion I feel that if you are embarrassed by something maybe you shouldn’t do it. I’m a fan of free speech and sexual freedom as long as no one is hurt other than a few rug burns in the line of duty. If you feel dirty or embarrassed perhaps a few sessions with a sex therapist would help you with your guilt feelings and inhibitions. I’m available provided you send a recent photo with measurement (you know what one) and pass my screening process. Hey, there are some things even a pig won’t do. To answer your question I think you need to loosen up, go buy some new chat socks and enjoy! After all, chat is a wonderful place to play and vent while staying anonymous if you like. Who cares if you polish Long Dong Silver with your favorite chat sock while some drunkard rants in voice chat or getting some hussy in PM willing to talk dirty until you get your comeuppance? Loosen up but not so much that you shit your pants, dear. *Snort!* It’s all about moderation. Enjoy! Hamela Dear Hamela, I am a newbie in Love Stinks 1. Some people are nice to me and others are mean. How can I win over the mean ones and make friends? I’m not used to having people in real life abuse me because I always just bat my eyelashes or shake my ass to get what I want. I’ve noticed it’s not as easy in chat to gain acceptance as in my real life, why is that? Please help! Girl Song Dear Girl Song, Are you dyslexic? Never mind. Being a newbie can be a trying time. You have to understand that there are some very astute chatters that pick up on the slightest flaws in a person’s chat persona. If you suck, you suck. Any whininess or behavior that can be construed as such will be immediately called out. Any air of superiority as well. It can be as subtle as a tone or a pronunciation that gives you away as a snob. Sometimes it might be that your voice or text grates on someone’s nerves. Constantly asking why they are being mean isn’t a good thing to do either. My best advice is to keep your sense of humor and banter with the regs without appearing to act superior. Watch “Gorillas in the Mist” and take some lessons from that in dealing with chat acceptance. Once you are branded as a “cunt” (their word, not mine) you may as well pack up and move on because you’re dead to them. As far as you getting your way in real life using your physical attributes, chat isn’t so easy. Looks can get you somewhere if you use a webcam and peddle yourself as a slut but then unless you are a slut, that’s not a good thing. Thus, you have to have more than looks to be an acceptable chatter in some rooms. Brains, charm and a sense of humor are the chat armor of Love Stinks 1. I hope this enlightened the newbies. Hamela Send your letters to Me

STINKER'S PAGES Here is a list of fellow stinkers web pages Smurfoid's IRC Chat room Toothy's Page Tiger_lily's new page Yank's Chatters Photos Kir's Hubbys site Reapers's Shadow Stinky Buzz Timm's Site Ice Princess #1 Ice Princess#2 Drama Queen Bitch Rag Madxanadu Jules' Photo Page Pepes Album Myst's Page Mulder's Page Coffin's Page Your link here! SOUND FILES Classic Pepe Wavs Witch Hazel Insults (18+ only please, you have been warned!!!) THANKSGIVING JOKES What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey. Gobbler said, "Doctor, help me! I can't stop acting like a turkey!" "I see," said the doctor. "How long have you had this problem?" "Let me think a second. Mom laid the egg in 1954..." What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy! If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims! Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their AGE Why can't you take a turkey to church? Because they use such FOWL language What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called? Turkey feathers What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes - a building can't jump at all What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving How can you make a turkey float? You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed! Where did the first corn come from? The stalk brought it Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers? To keep his wigwam What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? He had an arrow escape How did the Mayflower show that it liked America? It hugged the shore

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