Epidemic
Defy love, for there is no way that it will provide truth. Love is just another way of hiding behind all the problems that you want to avoide. There are very few that have lived up to this truth and defyed its mystery. I'm hurting but i got myself, and that's all that i care about right now. I need to focus on mending me
Mean Things to Do to People
- Point and yell, "MOLE!" at someone with a giant pimple
- Stare at the wall in a subway while wearing glasses so people think you're blind
- Rip up a piece of paper and then throw it at people while screaming, "BLIZZARD!'
- Follow around a narotic person. When they ask what they are doing, blow a rasberrie.
- Put cucumbers on your eyes and chase people
- Eat straight butter at a anorexic help group
- Decorate someone's car with shaving cream
- Bring a well endowed man to a Testicular-Cancer help group and make out with him
- Give an animal rights achtavist a fur coat
- Take a vegetarian out to lunch at a steak house
- Recomend to a lawyer that he try charm school
- Pay someone to chug a gallon of milk (preforably a lactosen tolerant chump)
- Go to a scary movie, climb under the seats and grab peoples ankles at the scary parts
- Tell tourists that lobster meat is cancerous
- Convince a photographer that he will get better exposure with the lens cap on
- Wear a diaper and tell people to call you Gandhi
- Trash a pop cd shop by releasing shrews in it and leaving them there for 48 hours
- Boys are dumb. Throw rocks at them
- Burn down a porn store
- replace the face wash of someone you hate with black strap molasses
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