Congregation Beth Bubbie

Oi!  You're finally here.  I was getting so worried.  Come and sit down and have a nice hot bowl of chicken soup.  What?  It's no trouble at all.  So nu?  Are you seeing anyone serious?  What?  A wonderful catch like you, I can't believe it.  So smart and so good looking.  Don't worry, my friend Mildred has a cousin who is perfect for you.  I'll just give her a quick call and they'll be over right away.  What?  Of course you want to.  You'll thank me later.  And don't talk with your mouth full of soup.  Didn't your mother teach you any better?  Finish your soup and I'll give you a second helping with a little challah and whitefish to fill you out a little.  You're all skin and bones.  Now, don't worry about anything.  Your Bubbie will take care of you.  And if your arm isn't broken, maybe you can pick up a phone and call your Bubbie Beth once in a while at 1-800-4BUBBIE.