Team Members
Ryan Flex Foley has had many occupations in his life from life gaurd to pornstar, but of all he is most passionate about his dedication to drinking. Starting as young boy living by the docks he was influenced by weiser cans and man by the name of seabass. His passion for drinking grew tremendously when he hit puberty and realized he could have a solid future in the porn industry. Ryan now resides in a dormroom at Pace with the custodian as his roomate. (picture courtesy of cherry grove fishing club)
John Charles Pruser.....need we say more, Mr. i tried out college but in the end Beer tasted a lot better then a solid GPA....Although JC has his flaws when it comes to the class room, he makes it up by drinking heavily and ALWAYS being the first one to start slurring. Gay C gets 2 thumbs up! (picture courtesy of mrs. pruser)
Mark "lets fight" Massa..Even though he has been spotted at high school parties throughout bayport we still know where his heart is and that with da point drinking team. For a kid thats known for spankin the monkey 4-5 times a day its amazing that he makes it out at nite. way to go massa
Danny Tresham, the one team member that we can actually be proud of. Young danny's hobbies include boot camp, combat training, and soon to be blowing up towel heads. This model american is truly fighting for our right to party and we are damn proud....be safe capri
Big Tone...he describes cortland as the grundle of america....little does he know, it was only called that since he got there. When not in class Tone enjoys being a drunken mess, starting fights, and talking to his mommy about girl problems. Soon the summer will come and he will be reunited with his partner in disorderly conduct...mark massa (picture courtesy of tones old employer: Matts Pizza)
Pun-i-Suhr....get him drunk enough and you too will want to stab him. Residing in Queens and goin to Baruk College for the chinese isn't all that this guy does. He is also a heavy drinker and elite beer pong player (the pun-dog team has various titles and championships through out the tri-state area). Pun also has a gold card membership at Burkes Pub of Maspeth.(picture taken on homan avenue in a puddle that pun thought was nice to bathe in)
Shopcunt...or the artist formely known as naked chris...thats right fokes, that guy you saw running butt naked through the desert about 2 years ago is Chris Milanese. Besides streaking chris' hobbies include getting drunk and passing out in weird places, hooking up with girls that he'll regret for the next 2 or 3 years of his life, and he has now taken a very heavy liking to marijuana. Although he has many flaws he is always up for getting wasted and that my friends is a good team player.(picture courtesy of the navy cause chris is a fag)
Dog E. Style...With years of experience on his belt this kid is always up for a good game of lets get drunk. However sometimes the limit gets pushed and thats when his so-called teamates come to his rescue by beating him senseless and laughing about it. The lesson learned here is dont get really drunk unless your boys will get that drunk with you.
Mike "Iron Liver" Nicholson....this rookie has been begging to be part of the team for years....he said "i can drink like 50 beers and and I live in the point, what else do i have to do?" the answer to that question was simple and i think i speak for everyone on the team when i say mike can suck a good dick. I knew he was a true team player when he sucked all 8 dicks in row..and swallowed. (i guess he didnt know about try outs) (picture courtesy of mikes ex-employer: Burger King)
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we are asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
R.I.P. - JOE CAN
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