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ALF's GUIDED TOURS

The idea being, all punters, sorry tourists who arrive in the village can pay, with accepted currency of the village, ( mine is a bottle of Glenfiddich ), to be guided around the village, told of its history, shown places of interest, and places to deprive them of some more currency, chocolate or egg-rolls.

The more adventurous punt..... visitor, can take a guided hike into the nearby hills, to admire the beauty and splendour of our village, and to see the giant illuminated pussy, on top of the pussy parlour, the ideal finishing point after a day in the hills.

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