Ships outfitted, Jolly Rogers jollied, figureheads figured, fo'castles folked, yardarms by the yard, sheets tangled and untangled, masts erected, holds filled, keels hauled and crew clued.
Sextant sexing a speciality.
Balls fitted to Brass Monkeys

Now in stock, the current best sellers: "The Properly Conducted Planking," "Keelhauling For Dummies" "101 Ways to Kiss the Gunner's Daughter" Martha Stewart's "Collection of Crows Nest Soup recipes" ALSO - Sequinned eyepatches available Lessons in creative planking (candidates always welcome) Scottish dancing with Claymore classes

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