Headmistress Extraordinaire is the very schoolma'amish Nic and her red-velvet covered cane
She is ably assisted by the Spelling Mistress, Buff "I wanna be a *Mistress*, not a teacher".
Buff has been overheard to say "I will chastise with a black velvet whip and golden spurs which goes with my tastefully embroidered golden Cricket Bat!"
An early school supplies order included a purple desk, purple whips and purple satin sheets.
The official school-mistress uniform is ankle-length brown tweed skirts, white blouses buttoned to the neck and horn-rimmed spectacles.
The Head-mistress has issued an instruction which reads:-
Return to the front page
Or to the Gazette
1) The purple satin sheets are now the curtains in the Home Economics room.
2)The whips are for chastisement only and not for any nefarious purposes,
